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Michael Steele: Cow On the Tracks

Republican National Committee chairman, Michael Steele compares himself to a cow in the tracks in the fight against health insurance reform, that will force the train to stop. Unfortunately, in real life, trains don't even bother to slow down for cows. Warning: NSFW language and may upset animal lovers and especially cow lovers.

7 Facinating Love Letters

"You make me feel so safe, Jessica. So warm. I want to crawl up inside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up inside his tauntaun to protect himself from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth, where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire." *sniff* *sniff* How could any nerd girl not be smitten by that (after correction about Han doing the Tauntaun shoving first, of course) !