Trojan Horse
But sadly, we all know the Trojan IT department let the horse in because they were too busy playing Modern Warfare II.
What Should I Eat? Candy Edition
This flowchart continues the trend of helping people with too many choices to decide what to fill their pie hole with.
Cycles
Giant Teddy Bears, silver cars, giant pigeons, and dudes in business suits strolling around a beach.
UPcakes
Oscar party cupcakes. Gorgeous. (Via.)
Princess Trololololeia
The Empire has a new, terrifying weapon. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear and a fatal dose of WTF. (Via.)
Antiques Roadshow Surprise
Turns out this lady has a collection of Chinese jade items that are worth a little more than she thought. Damn.
Galactica: Sabotage
A fan tribute video that unites a super-nerd love of both Battlestar Galactica and The Beastie Boys' Sabotage video. Copied nearly shot-for-shot. YES.
Influential Beards Throughout History
Because beards are awesome.
Some Bullsh*t Happened
The Onion mentions some crap about how I feel about the local news cycle that I'm vaguely aware of and express displeasure about in certain instances.
Name That Star Wars Minifig
Japan has finally met its match on WTF game shows.
Walk Like An Egypitan-Bluegrass Cover
The Cleverlys do their bluegrass cover of "Walk Like An Egyptian". Y'all enjoy!
All The Oscar Nominated Animated Short Films
One of my favorite parts of the Oscars are the nominees for the animated short films. This year had an exceptional amount of great ones, so rather than just posting the winner, here are all the nominees. Enjoy.
It's A Wedding
Admiral Ackbar might have something to say, but I'm not sure what it could be...
Hail, Downpour, Flashflood In Melbourne
First a nice hail storm for the city of Melbourne. A few minutes later, a massive down pour and just a few minutes after that, flash flooding. I'm not sure if the tourist industry would want to make sure this video doesn't get shown around too much or to promote it.
Geek Army Knife
How many can you identify? (Via.)
Pink Terror
Breaking bottles with a crowbar, smashing watermelons with a bat, and other various acts of destruction in slow motion, with commentary by Stephen Hawking.
The Avengers-starring Johnny Depp
What, Johnny can't play Wasp and Ms. Marvel too? (Via.)
News Room Fight!
Don't you just hate it when you're trying to broadcast the news and some douchebags decide to kick each others asses in the background?
The Three Stooges Are the A-Team
Oh yeah, I would watch this religiously.
How Grad School Is Just Like Kindergarten
I agree except when I was in Grad school sometimes we had white wine to go with our cookies. But then, maybe some kindergarten classes are like that too.