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Columbus Go Home!

Minnesota anti-immigration Teagbaggers have an unusual speaker. Robert Erickson speaks to the crowd about the evils of...European immigrants. The crowd cheers. Entire crowd now teabagged.

Chris Crocker Gives Up On Brittney

Chris responded by Twitter that he is no longer a fan nor was he ever thanked. "Not a single, solitary anything - not even a lousy fruit basket." Well me too. Not about Brittney, could care less. I defended Janeane Garofalo from someone saying she was not doing a good job on 24. Not one single fruit basket. You're dead to me, Janeane.

Principal Bans The Word 'Meep'

The Principal of Danvers High, in Salem, Massachusetts has become so fed up with the overuse of the word 'meep' that he has threatened immediate suspension for anyone using it. When contacted, Muppet star and scientist, Beaker had no comment.