Shower Song
Just in case you forgot how to shower, this guy is happy to help you out with a little song.
15 Hipsters No One Would Want To Be Spotted With
Because being different doesn't always mean being stylish. (via latfh.com)
Beautiful Axolotl/ Mexican Walking Fish
Axolotl's are not your regular fish. Not only do they walk and chew their food, but they're absolutely adorable. This pretty guy is being fed some pellets.
"I Love The Girls of 13 Years Old" Song
... Yeah, you heard it right. 25 seconds of this video is all you need to be freaked out and a little confused.
A Winning Combination: Video Games and Booze
The Drunken Moogle is a well written blog dedicated to the relationship between alcohol and video games. Here are some of the more extravagant and visually intoxicating creations. If any of them appeal to you, go check out the blog, there are full instructions on how to make them.
Identical Disney Scenes
Okay... Either Jungle Book and Winnie The Pooh are in the same universe and the stories are just set hundreds of years apart, or Disney artists got a little lazy.
Comic Describes Every Dog In The World
This cute comic pretty much sums up every dog in the world. It was drawn in MSpaint by an anonymous artist.
George Brownridge Pleases 15 Women For An Entire Day
This hilarious newspaper typo makes George Brownridge look like a very accomplished gentlemen. Good thing they corrected it the next week!
Man Lets 4-Year-Old Son Play Grand Theft Auto
And the results are surprising. Does he beat up an old lady, steal a car and kill a prostitute?
5 Pairs of Sneakers That Will Make You Wish You Were Young
... Or make you glad that you're not young anymore. Check out these nerdy designs! Hey, if I had some of these back in 5th grade, I would have been cool.
A Sleeping Pokemon Blocks The Path
Well, that ruined my day. Don't you hate it when a Snorlax blocks your way to work?
Re-Drawn, Awesome Pokemon
Remember the cute monsters that had children buzzing over a decade ago? Ever wonder what they would look like if they stepped into a nightmare, or just looked a little more realistic? If you can't remember the originals, take a look here.
Chicken McNugget Box Error
Tragically, it appears that someone on the box design team can't count.
You Know Twilight Has Affected Your Generation Too Much When...
Has it really come to the point where there's enough of this stuff to make a section in a bookstore dedicated to it?
Unfortunate Hospital Sign
This sign for the family planning wing of the hospital gives some pretty valuable advice.
E-Book Reader Just Not Realistic Enough For You?
With 5 scents to choose from, your Kindle could stay smelling like an old book forever! My mother is always complaining that her e-book reader just doesn't feel like a real book. Now it can at least smell like one!
Awkward Advertisment Creeps Out New Zealanders
New Zealanders are just plain confused (and of course, amused) by a new juice company that is attempting to associate being thirsty with being creepy. The strange and awkward ad was an instant hit, and features a homepage that allows you to stick a creepy mouth on your own photo.
Ten Awesome and Unique Pets
Disclaimer: I never said any of these are easy to get. Everyone seems to want to show off their new cat at dinner parties and social gatherings, so why not take it an extra step higher and show off your awesome exotic animal?
Five Awesome Ways To Get Around The City
...And perhaps attract a little bit of attention. Tired of walking around your city with a dull and lifeless stride? I've put together a quick list of functional yet fun ways to get from point A to B. Well, maybe not completely functional.
Does Your Roommate Suck? Try Being a Tapir.
Next time you go to look for a place to live, check out your roommate first. Nothing's worse than finding out that you're stuck in a zoo pen with a giant anteater. (I didn't even know that they could move that fast.)