Just your typical wedding, but add a little ~spice~ 🖤⚰️☠️🦇.
I have said this once and I will say it again: 🗣 NOMINATE BOWEN YANG FOR AN EMMY!
I wish all tests were as sweet as this one! 🍫
*Adds five servings of mac 'n' cheese to cart*
Sorry for making you pick between the two best kinds of food, but it had to be done!
*Bucky Barnes voice* 🗣LET'S HEAR IT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA (and the Winter Soldier)!
Sebastian Stan's Instagram is the gift that keeps on giving.
Drinking coffee is, in fact, 1/8 "mmm, coffee" and 7/8 "oh no, gotta poop now" after all.
You're Either Bucky Barnes Or Sam Wilson — Take This In-Depth Personality Quiz To Find Out Which One
Honestly, there's no bad answer here.
Bucky's Cool Uncle Energy™️ this episode was off the charts, thanks for coming to my TED talk.
My favorite sugary carbonated drink? ✨Poopsi✨
"His name was Mario and he was a plumber. I just couldn't."
Please raise your hand if you were also victimized by the "a watermelon will grow in your stomach if you eat a seed" lie.
Time to scream about the Falcon and the Winter Soldier finale AND a new movie, y'all!
Physically in my twenties, mentally a grandma of three with a purse full of hard candy.
Personally, I hope I'm bird boy or his angry metallic best friend.
Personally, I have never once spelled brocccolli right on the first try.
It might seem ~impastable,~ but you've got this! 🍝
25 Funny Tumblr Posts About “The Falcon And The Winter Solider” Episode 5 That Literally Made Me Laugh Out Loud
Sorry, I will be talking about nothing but the wholesome Sambucky boat montage for at least the next week.
Time to put the 🤑 bucks 🤑 back in Starbucks, y'all.