Saber-tooth Tigers Protect New York
Stand on the grass - and die!
For the Smart People: Flavour-changing Cookie
If you're smart enough for the New Scientist then you'll enjoy this.
Homer Simpson As Darth Vader
What would Star Wars have been like with Homer as Vader's voice? Now we know. (via & DIY instructions.)
Beer Opening at Warp Speed!
Some people have all the talent.
The Monster Guide: How to Survive a Graboid Attack [Tremors]
Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters. (Via.)
Drunken Idiot Calls 911 For Lift
If you need a ride to the liquor store who are you going to call? How about 911.
Dancing Lessons from Pizza Hut and Korea
Is jiggling your boobs an actual dance move? Oh. Okay!
Unfortunate Peter Rabbit Pottery
Whatever next? Spit roasts by the fireplace?
Abba Flabba Man
You too can be an idiot for YouTube!
NASA's Official Great Ball of Fire
On August 1, 2010, almost the entire Earth-facing side of the sun erupted in a tumult of activity. This image from the Solar Dynamics Observatory of the news-making solar event on August 1 shows the C3-class solar flare (white area on upper left), a solar tsunami (wave-like structure, upper right), multiple filaments of magnetism lifting off the stellar surface, large-scale shaking of the solar corona, radio bursts, a coronal mass ejection and more.
The Return of the Mini Cannon
Watch it destroy stuff.
Dead Man Given Parking Ticket
A Seattle parking enforcement officer ticketed a man Tuesday who authorities say was likely dead hours before the ticket was issued. Via. Car coffin picture via Pat Dollard.
Dancing Or Fighting? Police Ordered to Learn the Difference
A Turkish immigrant claims New Zealand police cannot tell the difference between fighting and dancing after he was reportedly charged with assault while celebrating with his wife. A judge has now told the police to go away and study a cultural Turkish video showing the kolbasti dance before deciding whether to proceed with the case. Continues at SMH.com.au.
10 Beedogs to Keep You Company
All these pictures came from the lovely BeeDogs.com. Just in case that wasn't clear.
Comfy!
Designer furniture is comfy.
Friends Who Like Bud Light Will Abandon You
This advert, apparently for Bud Light, shows that any friends or co-workers you have who like Bud Light will probably let you down when you need them the most. Don't trust them!
The Roast of David Hasselhoff
Someone needs money.
Five Year Timelapse of an Ant Colony in a Scanner
Some people have all the good ideas!
Creepy Console Biology
These cool but pretty game controller and phone pictures come from the hugely talented Mads Peitersen.
The Goblin Shark Is Terrifying
I dare you to watch this and not think of Aliens. (Via.)