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Gamers Fight Off Robbers
Be warned robbers, if you try to steal a geek's Nintendo DS, they will fight you off (via Geeks are Sexy).
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Batman Marries Wonder Woman
This weekend, Batman married Wonder Woman with all their closest superhero friends plus Yoda (via io9).
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New Adorable Purple Octopus Found Off the Coast of Canada
Yet another reason why Canada rocks: we have this cute little guy living off the coast of Newfoundland (via National Geographic).
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Church Will Burn Koran On 9/11
A Florida (of course) church is planning to burn the Koran on the anniversary of 9/11 because that is sure to go over well with the extremists across the ocean.
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Don't Vote For My Dad!
A woman in Oklahoma actually ran this ad in a local newspaper urging people not to vote for her father. And I thought I had daddy issues (via Neatorama).
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Creepy Marshmallow Worm Robot
Just when you think the Japanese could not do anything crazier, they go and make this thing. Words cannot describe how eery and disturbing this robot is.
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81-year-old Sweethearts Reunite After 62 Years
A story of two high school sweethearts finally reuniting. It might be a little more touching if she hadn't married another man only two months after he entered the service.
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Interactive Zombie Movie
Fun zombie movie that is actually an ad for a New Zealand pizza company. I don't know about you but when I think zombie apocalypse, pizza is always the first thing to come to my mind.
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Space Invaders Chair
When you can't beat them, just sit on them (via TechEBlog).
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10 Cutest Videos of Animals On Treadmills
Humans have to exercise so it's only fair that their pets have to exercise too.
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If Cartoons Were Real
Pretty much if cartoons mirrored real life, they would suck and end in the first five minutes
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Kittens Riding Vacuum
This is an old video and I don't care; its age does not change how utterly adorable it is.
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Anthony Weiner Goes Off On Republicans in Congress
I have a feeling that this Congressman was in his high school's theatre program. Skip to 57 seconds for the dramatics. I almost expect him to yell out at the end, "Madness? This is Spartaaaa!"
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Use Both Hands (a Bagger's Anthem)
One has to ask, how much does your life suck if a bagging championship is the high point of your life? Also, there's a bagging championship? And why is he running to prepare for said bagging championship?
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12 Craziest Photos of Body Art
Yolanda Bartram is an award-winning body artist for a reason. Here are some of the best examples of her groundbreaking work.
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How to Become a Superhero
It's really super easy; just roll around in some radioactive substances or something of the like.
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Spider Web Made Out of Packing Tape
A Viennese/Croatian design team used a former stock exchange building to create this giant spider web made entirely out of packing tape (via Geekologie).
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Potter Puppets
Snape and Voldemort discuss getting mustaches. Personally, I find Alan Rickman with a mustache extremely sexy; his puppet on the other hand looks more like one of the Beatles.
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Condoms for the Post-Apocalypse (NSFW)
This condom ad from Buenos Aires for some reason paints a vivid picture of a post-apocalyptic world, just in case 2012 isn't 2012. (via io9).
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Real Life Transformers
This giant metal block when taken apart can then be made into a gun. That means if you ever need to smuggle a gun over the border, just take this huge block instead because that will look so much less suspicious.
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