Ninjas Rollerskating
What's more dangerous than a plain old ninja? A ninja on roller skates! I don't know how incognito that would make one though...
Flamethrowers Vs. Fire Extinguishers
New awesome music for Dancing Pigeons' song, "Ritalin," with some pretty cool slow motion effects (via Geekologie).
Twilight Vs Blade: Rated Awesome #1
Forget Team Edward and Team Jacob; Team Blade is where it's at.
Mortal Kombat On PAPER!
This video makes the fatalities in the game seem almost cute and kid-friendly.... except not really.
Psychedelic Action Scene
Who says flower power doesn't kill?
Kanye West Performs 'Chain Heavy' at Facebook
Kanye performed some new songs a cappella at the Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto, CA. Why? I'm not completely sure.
Study: Alcohol May Fight Rheumatoid Arthritis
Now I have an excuse to drink (not that I need one)
Morgan Freeman As a Cleanly Count Dracula
Morgan Freeman made an appearance in the seventies on the show, The Electric Company, which is apparently similar to Sesame Street. Dracula may be dead but that doesn't mean he doesn't take baths! (via io9)
Chad Vader Responds to Darth Vader Bank Robbery
Chad Vader does not condone robbery!
Free Hand Jobs at Comic Con!
What these girls were actually advertising will probably never be known; putting "free hand jobs" into google will only come up with one type of result (via io9).
Clash of the '80s Teen Pop Titans
Debbie Gibson squares off against Tiffany in Syfy's new movie, Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid, which is sure to become a classic like so many other Syfy originals.
Interactive Hobo Video
I know you've all wondered what it would be like to be a homeless person and now's your chance to try homelessness out!
Clock That Tells Time in Every Time Zone
Now, you can no longer claim ignorance of the time as an excuse when you call someone on the other side of the world at two o'clock in the morning.
Facebook Sex
What it really means when a guy pokes you on Facebook.
Flying Car
If you ever dreamed of driving a flying car, your chance might be coming soon since the company, Terrafugia has gotten their flying car design approved by the FAA. Personally, I had problems enough with just a regular car, let alone one that flew. (via Jalopnik)
Fire-Fighting Motorcycles
The city of Liverpool has just made firefighting all the more awesome with their use of firefighting motorcycles. Of course, they are only for smaller blazes but would be cool to see.
Awesome Sci-Fi Sand Sculptures
Comic Con may be over, but being nerdy will never go out of style.
Angelina Jolie As a Hot, Gun-Shooting Spy
Have you ever noticed most of Angelina Jolie's movies are essentially the same? I mean, I watch most of them and enjoy them, but she always looks and acts the same
Official Trailer for Priest
Paul Bettany is a vampire-butt-kicking priest in a dystopian future. Finally, vampires are scary again.
Winnie the Pooh Puppy
He's just a little tired from eating all that honey.