Jack Sparrow Answers 9-Year-Old's Mutiny Request
9-year-old Beatrice Delap of Greenwich, England wrote Captain Jack Sparrow asking for his help in leading a mutiny against her school's teachers. Johnny Depp replied in person, with full eye-makeup. Now with video!
Katherine Heigl Vs. Kate Hudson: The Terrible RomCom-Off
In this corner, we have a wildly unlikable former Grey's Anatomy star who's still coasting on Knocked Up. And in this corner we have Penny Lane. Who will win the battle of the KHs Who Star In Really Bad Romantic Comedies?! (The "winner" is the woman in the worst movies.)
Justin Bieber Of Jacksonville
His phone rings all night, his mailbox is flooded, and he can't keep a Facebook account. (He's also a pinball nerd, but that's of his own free will.) Meet 35-year-old Justin Bieber, of Jacksonville, Florida.
Chow Does Not Want A Haircut
To be fair, the toddlers these days get airplane chairs and movies in return for a haircut.
Erotica By Edith Wharton
It's spicier than you might think/want?
The Many Familiar Faces Of Andrew Garfield
How could you steal $5 billion-ish (wild guess) from that face?
Paying Weezer To Break Up
A Seattle man has started a campaign to offer Weezer $10 million in exchange for their promise to never make a record again.
The Presidential Seal Has Had Enough
Watch as the presidential seal crashes off the podium during Barry's speech to Fortune's Most Powerful Women Summit.
Can You Find James Franco In This Photo?
Because somewhere beneath the blue eyeshadow, he's there.
The Littlest Chanel Model
Male model Brad Koenig walked the Spring 2011 Chanel show with his 2-year-old, who is adorable. Also: double denim with white jackets is very hot for men. Write it down.
Keira Knightley Cut Her Hair Off
F/M/K: Keira's 'do, Anne Hathaway's fake-chop, and Emma Watson's pixie.
Florian Van Bael
Meet the 20-year-old Abercrombie & Fitch model who was fired for eating a croissant on set. He's 6'1", Belgian, and an Aquarius.
'The Tempest' Trailer
Featuring trippy weather and Helen Mirren with a big stick.
Eyewear Headline Of The Day
The Bookseller reports that the glasses were recovered and that Franzen won't be pressing charges.
Inception: The 50s B-Movie Trailer
Yes, we're mostly done with Inception stuff--except for really well-executed Inception stuff.
Jon Stewart Responds To Rick Sanchez
You may remember that the former CNN anchor called Stewart a bigot (and was promptly fired.)
Anna Wintour's Moose Impression
She's the Bullwinkle to ALT's Rocky for Halloween this year.
When Circus Lions Attack
Note: the trainer is already bleeding from the first attack when this video starts.
The Video That Broke Up Levi & Bristol
Herewith, please enjoy/enjoy mocking the music video for Brittani Senser's (IDK) "After Love." It is apparently why Bristol dumped him (the second time), even though it seems like the best case for why someone would keep him around. Levi for Mayor!
Armie Hammer
Let's talk about the guy who played the Winklevi in The Social Network. If only there were two of him.