Presidential Porn
That is our new president.
Michael Jackson Is Dying
Michael Jackson's biographer claims the deposed King of Neverland is suffering from a rare lung condition, gastrointestinal bleeding, and emphysema.
VHS, RIP
The only remaining VHS supplier has shipped its last batch of tapes, meaning the end of videotapes as we knew them.
Jam Band Fan or Taliban?
Investigating facial hair, one Phish fan at a time.
Single Dogs
It was only a matter of time before dogs jumped on the 'Single Ladies' parody bandwagon.
Blagojevich Press Conference
Rod Blagojevich wants you to know that he will fight (he will fight, he will fight). Also, he's lonely.
Bush Meets Bush
President Bush's official portrait was unveiled at the Smithsonian today. This is how he greeted it.
'Seven Pounds' Ending
It's not that surprising that Will Smith's new movie kind of stinks, but the ending is drawing particular ire (thanks in part to a really amusing NYT review).
Sherry Johnston
The mother of Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin baby-daddy and campaign tough-guy, has been arrested on drug charges.
Mortgage Bonus Breakdown
The NYT examines the role that bonuses played in the financial breakdown.
Bacon Cheese Roll
The bacon madness continues, now filled with cheese!
Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies
Denis Leary reviews some of his lesser-known work.
The Other Jon Favreau
Obama's speechwriter is 27 years old and will be the youngest Chief Speechwriter in White House history.
Hippo Butts
This is what a hippo looks like from behind.
Brett Favre vs. Lizard People
In continuing Minnesota Senate Recount Madness, the Canvassing Board deemed "Lizard People" to be a real person, while a ballot for Brett Favre was judged a fake vote.
False 'Batman 3' Rumors
The latest completely 100% unconfirmed Batman 3 rumor is that Eddie Murphy, Movie-Killer, will play The Riddler.
Angry Monkeys
Three monkeys in China fight back after being abused by their trainer.
Shana Madoff
Shana Madoff is the cute niece and former "compliance officer" of Wall St. swindler Bernie Madoff.
Cancelling Fashion Week
Designers are starting to cancel their February Fashion Week shows in Bryant Park, citing the economy and "sensitivity."
The CollegeHumor Show
It's official: MTV is giving the fratty geeks at College Humor their own TV show, to debut on February 8, 2009.