The Andrew W.K. Conspiracy
Gawker's Alex Pareene pointed out a persistent and alarming conspiracy theory that claims Andrew W.K., he of partying fame, does not exist.
Bear Grylls Gives Himself An Enema
When you're on a raft in the Pacific and the only available drinking water contains bird droppings, this is how you stay hydrated.
50 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last Year
Science has been really busy!
Hot Pics Of Scott Eastwood
PSA: Clint Eastwood's son is really hot (like, Abercrombie model-hot. Or rugby player-hot, if you go see Invictus.). Take a minute to familiarize yourself, you won't regret it.
Poochinski, The Reincarnated Detective
This is a clip from a (real) 1990 pilot about a detective who's reincarnated as a bulldog to help his old partner solve crimes.
Supermodel Sans Airbrushing
Here's another "body image" issue that's supposed to make women feel better but fails spectacularly.
Cory Booker Is The Best Mayor
If you Tweet at the Newark mayor that you're worried about your dad shoveling snow, Cory B will go do the shoveling himself. At least that's what he did this weekend.
Baby-Sitters Club: The Next Generation
Scholastic (of Book Club fame) is reissuing the beloved 90s series with updated references and even a prequel.
2010 Celebrity Death Pool
I'd like to add Lindsay Lohan, Pete Doherty, and Joe Lieberman into the mix.
Kathy Griffin's NYE F-Bomb
Kathy Griffin saying inappropriate things on CNN is now officially a New Years' tradition.
Nic Cage As Everyone
Imagining life as it should be.
Amanda's Favorite Buzz Of 2009
It is not all cute boys and singing babies, ok? That's only like 90%.
Hot For 2010: Potty-Training Your Cat
The Wall Street Journal investigates the latest in cat parenting techniques (with video!).
How To Open A Champagne Bottle With A Sword
Just in time for your Napoleon In Exile-themed New Years' Party.
Guide To The 21st Century
Shit, I've had it wrong for 9 years.
Panda Escape
He's almost there...he's got it...wait for it...oooh and foiled by the lady in the blue Outbreak suit.
Debra Messing Will Hold Your Hand During Circumcision
In a ballgown, no less.
The 20 Most Important Kids Of 2009
Second only to cats in their cultural significance, small children with big dreams and exploitative parents took the 2009 internet by storm. Let's take a moment to reminisce before they grow up to be ugly and/or felons.
The Awl's 'End Of The 00s'
The Awl asked a small army of known internet persons to write various reflections on the last decade, and they're all pretty fantastic.
How To Fake Being An Indie Rock Expert
Here is a foolproof guide to make you look cool in front of your kid/co-worker/crush.