Periodic Table of Beer
This is actually insanely useful if you surround yourself with (/are) the types of people who like snotty microbrew bars.
Raver Rabbit
This is exactly how I imagine Jack in his rave days.
How To Slice A Pizza Fairly (With Math!)
For your next pizza party, because nothing attracts the ladies like pizza and proofs.
2-Year-Old Belting 'Heal The World'
This girl needs to meet the Soulful MJ 2-Year-Old.
Ron Artest's Open Letter To Tiger
We all make mistakes.
Blondie Sings 'We Three Kings'
The Wise Men are officially the coolest people in the Christmas story.
Giant Single-Take Jackson 5 Lipdub
Via The Daily What, a fairly epic performance of "ABC" and "I Want You Back" by the students of Boston University.
The Official Cindy Crawford Never-Aging Timeline
Yeah ok but even for a supermodel: she looks exactly the same. Compare and contrast with Madonna (good Botox vs. bad Botox). This will also make you nostalgic for the era of Cindy and Christy and Eva, oh my.
Crucifix Christmas Tree
For all your War On Christmas needs.
Drunk Lady Steals Ambulance, Has "Pretty Good Time"
Mindy Jones got wasted and stole an ambulance to hunt down her missing boyfriend.
Most Unparliamentary Language! (NSFW)
C-SPAN is so much more fun in an Irish accent!
Wife Crying After 'Return Of The Jedi'
The woman who cries after every movie and the man who puts it on YouTube: an internet love story.
The 30 Worst Women's Magazine Covers of the 2000s
The things Photoshop and/or terrible taste can do. (Mostly terrible taste.)
'Jersey Shore' GIF For The Ages
Like sex, Jersey Shore clips are best enjoyed without names or context.
People's 'Top Chef' SPOILERS
Oops: This interview with the Top Chef winner hit newsstands today, but the finale doesn't air until tonight.
Tom Brady's Other Baby
John Moynahan is Tom Terrific's two-year-old son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.
Adorable 'I'm Yours' Ukelele Cover
Hey 2-Year-Old Taylor Swift, we found you a boyfriend!!
Models Use Twitter Too
Stephen Meisel dressed a bunch of models in TwitPic for Vogue Italia, and the results are kind of amusing. They're also filled with attractive women, so: something for everyone.
Where Are They Now: 'Family Ties' Edition
The Keaton gang is back! Meredith Baxter is gay, Brian Bonsall was arrested, Michael J. still makes you tear up. Here is your Family Christmas Card update.
The 2000s According To 9-Year-Olds
Unfamiliar concepts include: dial-up, Napster, 9/11, and "Oops I Did It Again."