2 Drunk Ukrainians Vs. 2 Old Ukrainians
In broad daylight, for 5 minutes, with a number of spectators.
Lady Swallows 78 Pieces Of Silverware
**Forks and spoons only.** Here are some before and after shots for your edification.
Taylor Mitchell
A 19-year-old singer-songwriter was attacked and killed by coyotes while hiking alone.
Ventriloquist Dummy Choir Sings 'Yesterday'
File under: transcendent Eastern European Beatles covers.
Octo-Mom's Halloween Costume
How do you solve a problem like a crazy person holding 8 children hostage?
Playable Guitar Shirt
Pair with the Drum Kit T-Shirt for your very own White Stripes cover band.
Jimmy Kimmel Outsasses Teenage Witch
I will say this: Melissa Joan Hart can wear some yellow fringe.
'Invictus' Might Win Some Oscars
Clint Eastwood's new movie is about Nelson Mandela, bold accents, and rugby.
The Official Lindsay Lohan Aging Timeline
Some of you were pretty traumatized by this Aging Lesson, so I wanted to do a little image therapy--explain how we got here, work through some feelings, etc. The more you know.
Inflatable Mascot Gets Down
It's like Mr. Met traded his baseball for a globe and some RHYTHM.
F*ck The American Mustache Institute
Gavin McInnes, like BuzzFeed, has been getting emails from the American Mustache Institute.
Tank the Bodyguard
Tank Jones is Levi Johnston's bodyguard, spokesperson, manager, and best friend.
Colonel Sanders Takes The UN
This man put on his Halloween costume early, snuck into the UN, and then got his picture taken with the president of the General Assembly.
Saved By The Spell
A Saved By The Bell/Harry Potter wonderland, courtesy of Lucy Kinsley.
Jumbo Functioning iPhone Costumes
With techno music for extra "flare."
It Was Diamond Cream
The earliest known descriptions of Utopia include diamonds, dairy products, and computer science.
Doggie Skateboard Trick
Ok, less of a "trick" than a "fall."
Shark Bites Other Shark In Half
That's just how Great White Sharks show their love.
Old People Hate MGMT
These are the people who also hated Animal Collective (I'm sensing a trend).
Fake AP Stylebook
If you're a person who likes grammar jokes: 1. we have a support group that meets Wednesdays at 7 and 2. here is a funny Twitter for you.