Wrong But Right 'Daily Show' DVR Description
NYMag has a problem with "protecting military secrets," while I pause at "uplifting."
YouTube Comment or e. e. cummings?
This will either make you proud of the Internet or embarrassed by your taste in poetry.
Death Of The Pixar Lamp
Watch this and tell me you still believe in the death penalty. Oh, the humanity.
Bear On A Beer Run
This bear had a long week, ok.
Shark Attack Hoodie
For the young Shark Week enthusiast.
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Knows His Own Name
Please enjoy yet another SNL-come-to-life clip from Celebrity Jeopardy.
Apology Form For Being Drunk
This is a Chinese apology template from the 9th century.
Balloon Boy Lift-Off Video
The Heenes obviously filmed their balloon "experiment." Here's the video!
How To Make The Shake Shack Burger
Serious Eats guesstimates the recipe with pretty pictures.
Irene Vilar
Also known as the "abortion addict," Vilar had 15 abortions between the age of 16 and 33, most of them while married.
The Most Fun You Ever Had Catsitting For $25
Oh god, it's like the ghost of Christmas future.
Falcon Heene
A 6-year-old from Fort Collins, Colorado climbed into his dad's homemade helium balloon and accidentally took off.
6-Year-Old Trapped in a Flying Saucer
A 6-year-old boy named Falcon Heene climbed into a homemade helium balloon and accidentally took off. The balloon has landed, but Falcon wasn't inside, suggesting he fell during the flight. UPDATE: the local sheriff says: "The basket itself was not breached." But also: there was a box attached to the balloon with pegs, and it fell off, and Falcon was allegedly in the box. So. FINAL UPDATE, ONE HOPES: He was found at home, safe and sound and hiding out.
Butter Boy Gets Down
Please watch this little boy taste some deep fried butter and then dance with joy. Things really are better in Texas. CLEAR EYES.
More Ralph Lauren Photoshop 'Magic'
This ad is apparently currently on display in an Australian department store window.
Gay Fan Proposes At Mariah Carey Concert
Maurie Sherman's boyfriend said he'd get married if Maurie somehow introduced him to Mariah Carey.
Piece of the Berlin Wall Tied to Danny DeVito's Foot
*With an iPhone charger.*
Daniel Craig & Mustache Photobomb
He should probably not sneak up on people (young girls) with that thing.
Padded Crotch Jeans
Calvin Klein is now selling men's jeans with a "an extra layer of fabric around the fly, creating a kind of water bra for your little friend."
Evil Puddle Driver: Now With Legal Charges
You may have seen this video of a British person splashing some poor little kids.