'The Office' Wedding Dance
Pam and Jim finally got married, to the dulcet tones of (inevitably) Chris Brown's 'Forever.' You know what? I dread weddings, I loathed the JK wedding video, and frankly: I loved this. Charmed to the core. I have two ovaries and a heart, what can I say.
The Best Nintendog That Ever Lived
A nintendog is like a bro Tamagotchi, FYI.
Stich'N'Bitch
Ellen Page, Maeby from AD, and someone else are writing an HBO show about hipsters who move from Williamsburg to Silverlake.
Making Out: An Introduction
Everything Is Terrible returns to delight you with the Trobriand Islands Kiss.
Garfield Minus Virginity
Oh ho ho, and you said the internet was a safe space for cats.
Bobblehead Ralph Lauren Model
Boing Boing and Ralph Lauren are in some sort of internet war over this photo, which BB posted because her (Photoshopped) body defies the laws of physics.
Alexander McQueen's 10-Inch Fairy Shoes
Wheeee! What a fun way to sprain an ankle!
KFC & Jollibee Mascot Dance-Off
Heyyyy, internet, I have some dancing furries with a side of fast food for you.
Another Couture Max Suit (Only $150!)
I remain your faithful Overpriced Where The Wild Things Are Costume pusher.
Obama's Fancy Art Collection Explained
When you're the president, you can pick anything from the Smithsonian collection to display in the White House (another civics lesson courtesy of Aaron Sorkin, thank YOU.) Here is what the Obamas picked! It's all modern and complex and exploration of the self through color and spatiality etc.
Meredith Vieira Wants To Do This Millionaire
Listen: if you have to be perky on national TV 5 days a week and then shuffle down to the "Who Wants $$" studio to ask people questions about board games, you're allowed to mack on the hot sailor.
Splatter: The Corey Feldman Comeback
Corey here has a new web series.
Star Wars Baby Costumes
Jack and I finally agree on something: these are fantastic. (I say that even though I've never seen Star Wars, but don't worry, we are fixing that tonight. *enthusiasm*)
Baby Bjork
Awwwww [cooing noises].
Oh Wait: Archie Picks Betty
Or: I fucking called it.
Letterman Apologizes (For Sleeping With His Staff)
To his wife, to his staff, to the American dream.
Big Top Cupcake
Here is a way to make giant mix'n'match cupcakes in the comfort of your own home.
Larry David on 'Hannah Montana'
So Larry David apparently needed some street cred with his kids.
40 Other Things To Do With A Pig
This enterprising woman figured out 185 uses for a pig (besides bacon), but only 40 are named.
'Paper Planes' Cat & Dog Remix
Internet Bylaw 42c, Section III: When someone asks you to post an mp3 of M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" with dogs barking instead of gunshots and cats screeching instead of the cash register, you do it.