The Boobs Of John Hughes: A Tribute
I know it's been a few weeks, but a) I didn't really get to participate in the JH mourning and b) this video is entirely of boobs.
Britney Reads Letterman Top 10 In A Bikini
Even her weave is looking relatively good!
Do Beautiful Women Date Fat Men?
This ABC reporter decided to interview Jamie-Lynn Sigler about her Entourage plotline (in which she dates Turtle, the "fat" guy), not knowing that she is dating Jerry Ferrara (who plays Turtle) IRL. This is the most entertaining thing Entourage has yielded in 4 seasons.
1 Pregnancy Test
I hope her test was positive; she seems like she would make a good mom, what with the generosity and the yelling at people to save stuff.
Michelle Obama's 'Short' Shorts
The First Lady wore some shorts on vacation, and people are scandalized.
The Footnotes Of Mad Men
A "cultural catalogue" of the ads, paintings, places, and news events referenced in The Greatest TV Show Of Our Time ™.
How To Give A Full-Body Cat Massage
Suze Orman was a cat expert before she was a financial expert. Whisker Watch Alert! (Found by Everything Is Terrible, your go-to source for innuendo-filled late-80s life advice.)
Japanese Pig Rodeo
That pig growls like a rabid dog.
'Bum Bot' Guy For Mayor
I am so taken with this man who wants to be mayor of my hometown.
Tyra's Weave-Tossing Flash Mob
Tyra Banks and some friends decided to hit Union Square in nude bodysuits and discard their fake hair.
DodecaMom
A woman in Tunisia is reportedly pregnant with 12 babies.
Game Boy Bling
I wonder if they sell this at Urban Outfitters yet?
Giant Tortoise Sex
After all the turtle-humping statues this weekend, this seems kind of relevant (if not brand new).
Hey Alan! Alan! Alan!
Here's a video of some squirrels (prairie dogs? gophers?) with British accents screaming at Alan, just because.
Kid's Nipple Tassle T-Shirt
Available in "nipper sizes" (their words, not mine) from ages 0-4.
Pornstar or Potato?
It actually does get tricky after the first round. (This is what I play while all the dudes are Game Battling.)
Zen Master Dog
This could alternately be titled "Honest To God The Most Fucking Annoying And Human-Like Dog You Have Ever Watched On YouTube."
Jello Ramen Noodles
I've been fixated on this 50 Amazing Ramen Noodle Recipes list all morning, espcially the desserts. (Caramel Ice Cream Ramen, yummmmm.) I feel a BuzzFeed labs in the near future.
Candy Crack Dolphin Delivery Service
The visionary behind Free Bouncy Rides is now delivering candy crack at early hours of the morning in a dolphin head.
Baby vs. Elmo Dance-Off
Apparently the Kid vs. Dancing Elmo video is a "thing" on YouTube, but this kid has the best moves, I think.