Russian Prison Beauty Pageant
Inmates care about world peace, too.
6-Year-Old Monet
Kieron Williamson is 6 years old, and he painted this. My eye is pretty untrained as far as "art" goes, but I'm going to go ahead and rank him ahead of the pancake guy. No offense to Dan Lacey.
Mom Drags Kid Through Verizon Store
This is the ultimate "wait for it" video, but really, wait for it.
11 More Unorthodox Wedding Dance Videos
Jill and Kevin are not the only dance-crazy, knot-tying couple out there. Here is a sampling of YouTube's finest Surprise Wedding Dance moments (plus one light-up wedding dress, because honestly, it's the best wedding-related thing I've ever seen).
'Seinfeld' Reunion (Kind Of)
'Seinfeld' is getting back together, in the sense that the whole cast will be on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Leonardo DiCaprio's Mom Jeans
Gawker spotted Leo biking in some very menopausal jeans. Does this mean that hip dudes wearing Mom Jeans is stylish now? Or does it mean that Leo is old?
Snuggie For Dogs
Now your schnauzer can look like a member of Heaven's Gate, too.
Jill and Kevin's Divorce Entrance Dance
So Jill and Kevin's marriage, much like their wedding dance, peaked a little early. Please now enjoy their divorce proceedings.
Coen Brothers' 'Serious Man' Trailer
This trailer is heavily scored with the sound of a man's head being bashed against the wall.
Big Boi Meets A Penguin
Big Boi, of Outkast fame, took his family to Sea World and hung out with some penguins, feeding them and making funny faces and such.
Dance Moves That Rock, Milwaukee Edition
This 7-year-old gets points for both style and stamina, because this is a full 5 minutes of awesome dance moves.
Twitter, Visualized
Alternately titled: "Let's Not Get Too Excited."
Pug For Pug-Haters
Pugs are generally divisive dogs, what with their snout-less faces and silly costume habits, but I feel this pug can bring the Two Americas together.
Gossip Cop
Rex Sorgatz and friends have a launched a site to separate celebrity fact from fiction.
Tiffani Amber-Thiessen Is Busy
Kelly Kapowski is too busy making cat videos and hanging out in a bikini to do the 'Saved By The Bell' reunion. Whatever, Kelly, you've been dead to us since you dumped Zach for Jeff from the Attic.
'Mad Med' Season 3 Promo Pics
18 days and counting. Peggy's showing some leg, wowowow.
Pearl With A Girl Earring
That blue really brings out the pearl's eyes.
Highly Suggestive Dumbbell
Introducing the Shake Weight, a fitness product with a familiar range of motion for ladies.
Vacationing With Don Draper
BWE has a bunch of photos of Jon Hamm on vacation.
Indie Band Mascots
Music and meme visionary Carles, of Hipster Runoff fame, imagines a world in which indie bands and furries co-exist (beyond the L train platform). I have to give Bloc Party another try, I think.