Put On A School Production Of 'Scarface'
One of Amazon's many thoughtful users put together this list of products needed to stage Scarface: For Kids! My favorite is the pedal airplane. Or the Babyz Spa/Bathtub. I can't decide, really.
Actual Congressmen Unsure If Obama Is A Citizen
This is a somewhat astounding video in which real live elected members of Congress refuse to admit Obama's citizenship.
'Where The Wild Things Are' Featurette
For the crazies: here's a nice little interview with Maurice Sendak, Spike Jonze, and Dave Eggers, among others, about the new movie and how it will change your life.
Hitler, For Turkeys
Those turkeys are totally ready to take Poland.
Filipino Inmates Do 'Dangerous'
Our incarcerated friends in the Philippines did yet another MJ tribute over the weekend. I kind of wish they would do "Smooth Criminal" for the lean, but this is enjoyably chaotic.
How To Make Kool-Aid Wine
Britney Spears probably wrote these instructions, but she also "wrote" some great songs in early aughts, so go with it.
Optimist's Hangman
I think this is a Demetri Martin joke, but it really comes to life on the index card.
Unorthodox Slip 'N Slide Technique
Not for beginners.
Orphan's "Twist" Ending
Hey: SPOILERS AHEAD. BIG ONES. For those who don't understand what "spoilers" means, it means that I am going to tell you the end of the movie, so don't read any further if you don't want to know.
American Psycho: The Music Video
Here's a fairly catchy, somewhat techno-y remix of "This Must Be The Place" set to a reenactment of American Psycho.
80ish Gentleman With Pimped-Out Walker, w4m
Thai food delivered to your door seems like a pretty good exchange for just falling over.
Dramatic Bunny
Duh duh duhhhhhh!
Funnier (Fake) Snickers Ads
At least I'm pretty sure they're fake; I guess they could be viral marketing gone re-viral, in which case: fine, Don Draper, you win, I will buy your candy bar. I will also buy a Snickers.
Great Moments in City Council Meetings
When I imagine the Founding Fathers debating the Bill of Rights in Philadelphia, it looks pretty much like this.
Men Who Lie, Sex Survey Edition
Not to get all Jezebel-y, but this "Great Male Survey 2009" survey is going around, and there are some statistical inaccuracies.
M.I.A.'s Mommy and Me Dress
Remember the cute little polka dot dress super-pregnant M.I.A. wore to the Grammy's? This is her 5-month-old son wearing the same ensemble. Kid is gonna run tumbling class.
Maru Explores A Trash Can
Maru is moving! Which for some reason means he had unlimited access to one of those trash cans with the flip top.
Another Brick In The Wall-E
It's like Dark Side of the Rainbow, but with Wall-E and Pink Floyd.
RIP Taco Bell Chihuahua
Gidget, the canine better known as the "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" dog, died of a stroke last night at age 15 (73 in dog years).
Michelle Obama's Haircut
The First Lady is working a sassy new bob. Just FYI in case you have a cocktail party or a hair appointment to attend.