Phoenix Brat Pack Mashup IRL
You may remember the Breakfast Club/"Lisztomania" mash up that was going around a while back.
Prejudging Conan's New Show
Conan on The Tonight Show debuted last night, and today's internet praise could best be described as "tepid."
Digging A Hole Through The Earth
National Geographic plots a map of where you would arrive were you to tunnel your way through the earth.
Obama Debuts Dog Trick
Bo has learned how to shake hands, like a good politician's dog, but you'll really want to focus on Obama's "dog talk." If you are not charmed by the President growling at his puppy, then you are in for a long, hard life and will probably never know the love of a real woman.
Beatles Rock Band Trailer
Here is a preview of the soon-to-be-released Beatles Rock Band, complete with Paul's head wiggle and John's weird squatting.
It's Legal In Vermont
Ben & Jerry's wins the Pro-Gay Marriage Sign of the Day award for this gem (spotted in a Cambridge, MA T-station).
Kate Gosselin In A Bikini
Here we are, America.
Rebecca Rubin
Rebecca is the newest American Girl Doll! Or she is a fugitive wanted in Oregon, depending on your age and interests.
Stop Calling Me a Homo
I think this will be viewed as something of a low point.
Child Abuse By Shrimp
This video is both the Lobster Boy inverse and a Social Services case waiting to happen.
Alternate MTV Movie Awards Poster
I actually did not design this, but I obviously support it.
Suggestive Spock Music Video
Or as dlisted put it: Trekkie Bukkake.
Young Con Rappers
This is going around. I hate it.
Peggy for Webutante Queen!!!
Please (!!#@!) go vote for Peggy Wang for internet Prom Queen!!! We're getting down to the wire, and it's a close contest, so now is the time to be a hero. Please find her campaign platform herewith: Peggy is the coolest. She is in a band, and she is an animal-threesome expert, and she is the coolest dresser of anyone that I know. GO VOTE FOR PEGGY.
Flagels
Flat bagels, or "flagels," are better than bagels because the ratio of crusty outside to doughy inside is higher.
Pepsi Warrior
Ad or no (and I really have no idea on that front), this kid means business.
A Tale of Two Pygmy Goats
I think this is about more than goats, if you want to read deep.
Levi and Child
Levi Johnston speaks! And poses shirtless. More of the latter than the former. I understand now why this is worth more than a car.
Underappreciated 90s Nickelodeon Stars
The excellent Tumblr Old School Nick has me reminiscing about formative experiences, so here goes. (Note: gripping Nickelodeon game shows such as "Wild and Crazy Kids" and "GUTS" will be addressed in a future post. We're sticking to character development here.) (Second note: this list is entirely subjective, in case you couldn't guess or tell.)
Veronica Wins
68 years later, Archie picks the brunette.