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Obama Debuts Dog Trick

Bo has learned how to shake hands, like a good politician's dog, but you'll really want to focus on Obama's "dog talk." If you are not charmed by the President growling at his puppy, then you are in for a long, hard life and will probably never know the love of a real woman.

Peggy for Webutante Queen!!!

Please (!!#@!) go vote for Peggy Wang for internet Prom Queen!!! We're getting down to the wire, and it's a close contest, so now is the time to be a hero. Please find her campaign platform herewith: Peggy is the coolest. She is in a band, and she is an animal-threesome expert, and she is the coolest dresser of anyone that I know. GO VOTE FOR PEGGY.

Underappreciated 90s Nickelodeon Stars

The excellent Tumblr Old School Nick has me reminiscing about formative experiences, so here goes. (Note: gripping Nickelodeon game shows such as "Wild and Crazy Kids" and "GUTS" will be addressed in a future post. We're sticking to character development here.) (Second note: this list is entirely subjective, in case you couldn't guess or tell.)