Keanu Responds To Sad Keanu
NYMag's Vulture interviewed Keanu Reeves about a bunch of movie stuff, and then they asked him about Sad Keanu. He plays dumb (but amused). I still think he's Joaquin Phoenix-ing us.
Flat-Faced Cat Eats Birthday Pancakes
Happy birthday to Pancake (that is the cat's name)!
Kanye's SNL Ballet
Kanye rolled up to SNL with a pack of ballerinas and a white screen.
The Last Cathy
NAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA! BAGITIHI BABA! Congrats and goodbye to Cathy. (Also included: one last Andy Samberg as "Cathy.")
Your 2009 Tax Receipt
Here is what you paid for in 2009, if you paid your federal taxes.
Congress Is Exhausting And Boring
Congressman Ted Poe brought his grandson to work to learn important lessons about civic responsibility and domestic abuse (???).
There Will Most Likely Be 3 More Harry Potter Books
Says JK Rowling To Oprah: "I could definitely write an eighth, ninth, tenth...I'm not going to say I won't."
The Tears Of Rahm Emanuel
Here's a little bro love from today's goodbye press conference for Rahm Emanuel.
Rich Sanchez's Anti-Semitic Booboo
CNN anchor Rick Sanchez called Jon Stewart a bigot and more or less implied that CNN/the media is controlled by Jews. You can listen below. UPDATE: And, predictably, he's been fired. Wham bam etc.
Kristina Svechinskaya
Sexy Hacker Spy Of The Day!
Between Two Ferns: The Social Network Remix
This is a marriage of 66% of my interests!
Justin Bieber's Tour Rider
Justin Bieber wears white low-rise socks.
A Duke Girl's Extremely Thorough F*ck List
A recent female graduate of Duke put together this PowerPoint presentation on "horizontal academics," and surprise, it got forwarded everywhere.
The Official Justin Timberlake Aging Timeline
What a lovely ride it has been. (See you guys at the midnight Social Network showing, right?)
Kitten Falls Asleep In A Teacup
There are actually two videos of this event. Make sure you catch them both. (That is a lovely blue on that wall!)
The History Of Rap (With JT And Jimmy Fallon)
Just two white guys rapping.
Finding Rod Belding
Rod Belding, younger brother of Bayside principal Richard Belding, disappeared sometime in the early 90s.
The 10 Songs Most Likely To Make A Dude Cry
According to this survey. Let it all out, boys. This is a safe space.
Abbie Boudreau & The 'Punking CNN' Caper
Abbie Boudreau is a pretty CNN correspondent who's been making a documentary about the Crazy Right. Conservative "activist" James O'Keefe (of ACORN and general asshat fame) attempted to seduce her and secretly film the encounter, in the hopes of discrediting her and CNN. He was foiled!
The Official Carla Bruni Facelift Timeline
It pains me to say it, but we're entering some dangerous plastic surgery territory here. Stop now, Carla! You're beautiful just the way you are!