Jennifer Aniston Without Retouching
Or a hairbrush. Or (thankfully) Barbara Streisand's wardrobe. Real talk: she still looks pretty good. It pained me to type that.
I'm Voting Tea Party!
In case you've been looking for a fashionable way to explain your Tea Party* allegiance to friends and relatives, here are some helpful t-shirts.
Where Are They Now: Nickelodeon Game Show Hosts
Mo does cartoon voices! Marc's on Food Network!
3-Year-Old Recites 30 Line Poem From Memory
The poem is "Litany," by Billy Collins, who used to be Poet Laureate FYI.
'Black Swan' Trailer
Darren Aronofsky's new movie stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis as ballerinas who make out with each other.
Blagojevich Found (Just Barely) Guilty
Your favorite corrupt governor-turned-Celebrity Apprentice was found guilty on only 1 of 24 charges--lying to the FBI.
True Blood's Rolling Stone Cover [NSFW]
My main objection is that somehow they managed to make Alexander Skarsgård ugly.
Buy JD Salinger's Toilet (For $1 Million)
The toilet is from 1962 and comes with a letter of authentication.
Eli Manning's Gruesome Head Wound
Poor Eli got drilled during a pre-season game against the Jets.
'I'm Still Here' Trailer
Here is the teaser trailer for Casey Affleck's "documentary" about why Joaquin Phoenix acted like a psychodick all last year.
Dan Freilich's Old Spice Campaign Ad
This nice doctor chugged some maple syrup and put on a silly accent just for you.
Rooney Mara
The hunt for Lisbeth Salander: The American Version has finally come to an end. Rooney Mara, recently of Youth In Revolt and soon to be of Social Network fame, will get to make out with Daniel Craig and (spoiler-ish) shove a dildo up someone's ass.
'Freakonomics:' The Movie
This is actually not another Facebook movie parody.
David Chang In Vogue
Look at that bitchface. He was born to model.
Steven Slater Video Released (For Real)
It is incredibly boring. Folk-Hero status hereby revoked.
Red Velvet Fried Chicken
Today's crazy food gimmick takes us to San Francisco, where cupcake fusion cuisine is all the rage.
Otter Plays With Rock
For 2 minute and 57 seconds.
The Official Michael Cera Aging Timeline
He must use Proactiv. And Lithium.
The 11-Year-Old Movie Critic
When you watch this video, remember that it's unfair to say mean things about 11-year-olds.
Judge Judy Makes $45 Million A Year
TV Guide released a list of TV's top-earners, and it is filled with people you've never heard of. (Unless you watch CBS, which you shouldn't, unless you're watching The Good Wife.) Here are the most ridiculous inclusions.