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Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow

Everyone loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow for being snooty and preachy and giving her kids silly names. Fine. But do you know who's also snooty and preachy with the added bonus of being younger, richer, and a supermodel? Gisele Bundchen. Herewith, her greatest hits.

Say 'A Shark Bit Me!'

This is the face that you make when you get bitten by a barracuda and your dad makes you stop for a photo before driving you to the hospital. (Koral Wira is ok, thanks to 50+ stitches. Her totally gruesome arm is below! You've been warned.)