Barebacking In Northern Indiana
Jon Fussle is a Republican candidate for County Commissioner in Kosciusko County, Indiana.
Christopher Hichens: 'Topic Of Cancer'
The Hitch wrote an article about his cancer diagnosis for this month's Vanity Fair.
The Official Amy Winehouse Aging Timeline
In honor of Wino's return. Could also be read as the Official Amy Winehouse Drunkenness Timeline.
Jennifer Aniston As Barbara Streisand
Oh good god in heaven. Fine, Jennifer Aniston, we get it. You're interesting. You're nobody's girl next door. Angelina Jolie's not the only one who can wear cat-eyes. Congrats. (Some blame should also go to Harper's Bazaar for enabling this.)
Bloomberg's Ground Zero Mosque Speech
Despite Sarah Palin's best efforts, a New York preservation board voted today to allow construction of the "Ground Zero Mosque." Mayor Bloomberg then gave a particularly moving speech in defense of the mosque. Please read it. UPDATE: now with video!
Paul Rudd DJs A 1992 Bat Mitzvah
This was only 3 years before Clueless.
David Schwimmer's Sex Predator Movie
This is the trailer for Trust, starring Clive Owen (with his accent!), Catherine Keener, and some other actors we all used to respect.
Gisele Is The New Gwyneth Paltrow
Everyone loves to hate Gwyneth Paltrow for being snooty and preachy and giving her kids silly names. Fine. But do you know who's also snooty and preachy with the added bonus of being younger, richer, and a supermodel? Gisele Bundchen. Herewith, her greatest hits.
Christina Hendricks' Yearbook Photo
Life Lesson Of The Day: you can work on your high school's emo lit magazine and still grow up to be the hottest woman in America.
Say 'A Shark Bit Me!'
This is the face that you make when you get bitten by a barracuda and your dad makes you stop for a photo before driving you to the hospital. (Koral Wira is ok, thanks to 50+ stitches. Her totally gruesome arm is below! You've been warned.)
30 Words You Might Not Expect In A NYT Wedding Announcement
Well, maybe you would expect to find Brooks Brothers. I really expected to find Celine Dion, and I did not. (All results are from Wedding Credential, which you should go visit! Now! Report back with your findings.)
Wedding Credential
Finally, a way to search the NYT wedding announcements based on your favorite colleges or companies.
Drew Carey No Longer Fat
Unfortunately, he is still wearing bow ties.
Between Two Ferns With Steve Carell
The best talk show on television (this is television, right?) returns!
The Official Zac Efron Aging Timeline
This is the SFW version of that. But he takes a real turn for the NSFW around 2007. Enjoy! Dead brothers and sailboat porn for all.
Justin Timberlake's Tequila Commercial
Here is a nonsensical and poorly-lit commercial for Justin Timberlake's tequila, directed (and written, surely) by Justin Timberlake.
Glenn Beck's Yearbook Pictures
Three words I never thought I could say about Glenn Beck: I'd tap that!
Anna Fermanova
All riiight, Russian spy fans, we've got a new looker in the house!
The Worst TV Movies Starring Celebs You've Heard Of
Big news! Jason Priestly and Luke Perry are getting back together!...on a Hallmark movie. It will be Luke's second Hallmark Western in three years. Fun fact: almost every 90210 actor has starred in a made-for-TV Christmas special. It's tough times out there.
Boycott Bill Murray For A Better America
Look out, America!