LCD Soundsystem's 'Drunk Girls'
Hello, Youth Of America, here is a new Spike Jonze-directed music video featuring pandas* for your enjoyment.
The Unhealthiest Fast Food Sandwich
Nate Silver returns, this time to determine the unhealthiest fast food sandwich using math.
How To Look Punk
And now, some hot style tips coming to you all the way from 1977. The author of this guide was "internationally known in the industry for her marketing ability in current-trend perception," so listen carefully. (via metafilter)
Matthew Clemmens, Criminal Vomiter
Please meet the Phillies fan who vomited on a 11-year-old girl after being kicked out of a game.
Drug-Pairing Chart For Your Classic Lit
The only "How To Write" guide you'll ever need.
The Food Critic Calorie Count
Sam Sifton kept a calorie journal for a week, under the guise of a "health" discussion but really just to make you jealous.
Incredibly Thorough Jeopardy! Archive
In case you've memorized all the Trivial Pursuit cards.
Fashion Designers As Disney Characters
Spanish Elle Disney-fied all the designers that you've heard of (and maybe a few you haven't? I don't know what your Vogue habits are.) Donatella ages way better (link NSFW!) in cartoon.
Conan Sings 'Creep'
This happened during sound check, so I don't think it's a "spoiler."
Debunking The 'Hipsters Hate The Census' Myth
Many of you may have heard or read the delightful NPR piece about the low census return rates in Williamsburg, New York's hipster enclave of choice.
Tax Form For The Marginally Employed
For those of you who still haven't hit the TurboTax.
Where Are They Now: 'Willy Wonka' Edition
Lots of accountants in the Willy Wonka crew.
Conan On TBS
Conan finally has a TV deal...on the network best known for Saved By The Bell reruns.
PS22 Sings Beach House
Pretty soon I won't be cool enough to watch PS22 videos anymore.
Standing Cat In Boots
Well, sure.
Shakespeare In A Minute
Why do the boys get all the good charts?
Weekend Update Charades
Tina Fey was on Jimmy Fallon's show last night, so Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler showed up to do a little Weekend Update Team Charades.
Come As You R-Patz
So! Everyone's favorite glampire is in talks to star in the Kurt Cobain biopic.
Jon Stewart Interviews Muppet Michael Steele
RNC Chairman Michael Steele went on The Daily Show to clear up that whole lesbian bondage fiasco.
'Dinner For Schmucks' Trailer
Behold, the trailer for the American adaptation of every French teacher's third favorite movie!