'All You Need Is Love' By 156 Countries
If UN meetings were like this, I'd watch.
The Snooki Punch: A Puppy Reenactment
Somebody get TLC on the phone, I have an idea for a show.
The 20 Saddest Celebrity Breakups Of The 2000s
Why couldn't they just stay together for the kids?!?! Note: this is a list based on emotional devastation, not on popularity. Please look elsewhere for your Brad and Jen coverage. *This post has been edited to remove a trans slur.*
College Is So Not Worth It
If you define value by like, learning stuff.
Santa Robs A Bank (To Pay The Elves)
"The man, dressed as Santa, made his getaway in a silver sedan after managing to stay in character during the entire robbery."
Hip Hop Dance Moves That Rock
Move over, little Ginger Boy, this kid's a star!
Panda Does A Somersault
Ta-da! Those tumbling classes were totally worth it.
2009 Listening Trends: NYC vs. The World
Here is a chart to make you feel superior* or to make you hate hipsters even more, depending on where you live.
Minimalist Seeks Girl
Next week: Minimalist Gets Laid.
David Letterman Drives A Cupcake Car
Your old friend Dave took the $25,000 cupcake car for a test drive.
Last Christmas (The Literal Version)
Wham! presents a poignant exploration of sexual orientation and 80s skiwear to get you in the holiday spirit.
NYT Wedding Announcement Photobomb
Oh hey, that's Will Ferrell.
CW's OMG Moment Of The Year
Wow, so this is what we've been missing on One Tree Hill.
4-Year-Old Hippie Suspended For Long Hair
Taylor Pugh just wants to express himself through long luscious hair, ok? Let the cute hippie be.
Boyz II Men Sing The Goo Goo Dolls
Thanks to BWE, you can now die in a 90s slow jam orgy of happiness. FYI: they just released an entire album of covers. Day-changing. (UPDATE: “Motown Philly” with the Roots is now added, you'll freak out, promise.)
The 70-Minute 'Phantom Menace' Review
"I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the back story to Star Wars?"
The Official Brad Pitt Aging Timeline
Happy Birthday, Brad Pitt! Sorry you look like a goat now.
Up Torino
Does Up still make you cry if voiced by Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino?
God Is A Hard Act To Follow
A New Zealand church put up this billboard to "provoke debate" about the meaning of Christmas. Instead, it has pissed basically everyone off (which is probably the truest Christmas spirit. More importantly: I don't really get it? Except that Joseph and Mary just had bad sex, which: duh, she was a virgin.)
Where You Can Marry Your Cousin
Something to ponder over Christmas.