Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Commercial
The Aughts reached their natural conclusion about three weeks early.
Worst Accents In Movie History
Two words: Varsity Blues.
How To Prove You Didn't Sleep With Lindsay Lohan
This is Jason Segal talking with paparazzi about an hour before LiLo left his house.
Metro Is Way Better In Canada (NSFW)
Better in a "full-frontal hot tub shot" sense.
The Littlest Flamenco Dancer
Fun fact: "Suri" is Spanish for "Velázquez Barbie."
Obama's Fake ID
BIRTHER ALERT: Obama had a fake ID when he was 10 (because he couldn't get a real one in "Hawaii," obv).
Shy Ronnie
Here is a new entry for your Lonely Island Cultural References Encyclopedia.
Amanda Knox Found Guilty
Foxy Knoxy was found guilty in the murder of British student Meredith Kercher and sentenced to 26 years in prison.
Zooey Deschanel's Bizarro Absolut Ad
No, that is not Hilary Duff!
The Official Hugh Grant Aging Timeline
Inspired by this tragic photograph. We're a long way from Four Weddings and A Funeral (or Divine Brown). Woof.
Indie As F*ck
See you at the Midnight show!
Tarantino's Japanese Commercial For Unknown Product
This video does not have subtitles, so I have no idea what Quentin Tarantino and his little dog are selling.
The Brangelina Sexual Healing Statue
Daniel Edwards' latest masterpiece is a statue of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie doing what they do best.
Phoenix Takes A Tour Bus
Here is a totally lovely video of French indie band Phoenix rocking out on a Paris tour bus.
Santa Pug Surprise
Tidings and joy and a biology lesson!
Nonja the Monkey Photographer
Meet the 33-year-old Viennese orangutan who has taken up the hobby of sorority girls everywhere: taking bajillions of photographs and posting them all on Facebook. But when a monkey does it, it's art. I FEEL the pain of her captivity.
Aretha Franklin's Fur Snuggie
She's done it again!!
James Lipton Sexting PSA
The Inside The Actors Studio host is giving teens the lesson Tiger Woods never learned: don't text photos of your junk.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
So you might know that Will Arnett, David Cross, and Spike Jonze are on a TV show together!
The Freedom Tray
Here is a tray that helps you exercise your right to eat processed corn and cow eyeball fat.