Lobster Cat Is The New Lobster Baby
So notes Best Week Ever. I love Lobster Baby as much as anyone on the internet, but it's 2009, and I think we're ready for something more. Think outside the box, put that lobster costume on your cat. We can all be crustaceans.
R.I.P. "What Up" By Michael Steele
It only took 1 day for the people at GOP.com to change the name of Michael Steele's blog.
The Dentist Can Prove Why You Are A Worthless, Irresponsible Human Being
Hipster Runoff examines the late 20s existential crisis that is a trip to the dentist.
January Jones' Cleavage: An Examination
NYMag's The Cut does a side-by-side and suggests a hard truth: they're doctored.
Max Records
So the kid who plays Max in Where The Wild Things Are: his real name is Max Records.
Bears On Parade
Make way for cubs in wagons!
'Empire State of Mind' Google-Mapped
In case the Sex and the City tour of New York was getting old for you.
Alternative & Lesbian Barbie Art
We got mobbed with a lot of unorthodox Barbie art today. I don't know what to tell you except that Asparagus Barbie will ruin your lunch. (Maybe NSFW a wee bit?)
Take Little Notice
From Letters of Note: Mick Jagger writing to Andy Warhol about the design for Sticky Fingers.
Star Trek: The Gag Reel
Hey look, it's all those cute Star Trek boys cursing and making fart noises.
5-Way Backstreet Boys Lipdub
Remember when you were 13 and "I Want It That Way" played on The Box every 15 minutes?
Kitty Nails
Or: Jack Gets His First Manicure!
The Best Max Suit (Only $20!)
Please meet reader Jennifer Bozek, who e-mailed this homemade Max suit in response to my Overpriced WTWTA Costume Watch 2009.
Ryan Gosling, Sartre, and Dog
Ryan Gosling made you this video, because he is going on tour.
Christina Hendricks Is Married
Sorry fellas. And right after a Joan-less episode to boot. It's a cruel world.
Lady Gaga At The National Equality March
She's actually very composed and articulate except for a brief primal scream directed at Obama.
Dress Like A Nobel Prize Winner
Refinery29 found a bunch of outfits to match Nobel Prize winners who actually deserved their awards.
Twi-Cats: A 'New Moon' Reaction Reel
In summary, cats are not impressed with vampires, wolves, sparkles, mullets, or abstinence. (UPDATE: this video is now fixed to include actual cats as opposed to Taylor Lautner shirtless. Thanks for your patience.)
Blame This Guy
Meet Thorbjoern Jagland, the chair of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, who decided to announce Obama's Peace Prize by holding up a picture like a 9-year-old at a Jonas Brothers concert.
Marge Simpson's Playboy Cover
Cartoon nudity TK, if you were worried (which you're not, because you just read Playboy for the articles).