Levi Johnston's Pistachio Commercial
Other "protection" products I would purchase following a Levi endorsement: bug spray, home alarm system, handgun, men's deodorant.
Ninja Turtle Pizza Party
See you there.
Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Debut
Ungaro let Lindsay Lohan play Artistic Director for their latest collection, and--surprise!--it didn't go so well. We're talking pasties-level bad (so somewhat NSFW, if your office is not down with pasties).
Brangelina Twins Sighting (!!!)
If you are a person who follows these things, you know that this is only the third picture of Knox and Viv ever.
3-Way Meat Tug Of War (With Cats)
Standard.
Ted Williams' Frozen Tuna Head
Ted Williams' frozen body: old news. Ted Williams' severed head being used for batting practice and then decorated with tuna: new!
Stephanie Birkitt
Meet the unlucky woman who slept with David Letterman (while serving as his personal assistant) and then dated Robert Halderman, the alleged extortioner.
Standard Brain Map
I would substitute "West Wing trivia" for the Simpsons jokes, but yeah, looks about right.
David Letterman's Extortion Threat
Apparently, someone tried to exort David Letterman for $2 million over a series of interoffice relationships? (I am guessing at least 12, but feel free to weigh in.)
This Episode Is Brought To You By The Letter Cute
I know this is my second Sesame Street clip in as many days, but really: how charming is this?
12 Famous 'General Hospital' Alums
James Franco is going to do a two-month stint on General Hospital, which is puzzling, sure, but he's not the first celeb to hit Port Charles. Some of these people even starred after they were "famous," just like Jimmy. Educate yourselves.
Ella The Stray Dog: A Love Story
Ella The Rottweiler was found on the side of a highway after a devastating car crash.
Kunming, The Chinese Dwarf Village
A group of Chinese dwarves founded their own village/amusement park to escape discrimination.
Rep. Grayson Apologizes (To The Dead)
You might have seen this kicky Florida congressman's presentation on the GOP healthcare plan. The Republicans asked him to apologize, so then this happened.
Sesame Street Does 'Mad Men'
It's just like the regular one, but with hope and emotional awareness.
America Can Read!
I am only responsible for 1/3 of this, but I am probably going to put my Dan Brown Book Club plans on hold now.
'So You Think You Can Dance' Flash
In slow-mo, with zoom.
Mini Yankees Fans Go At It
Fighting at a baseball game: America's Pastime! (I hope the dad's video surfaces on YouTube soon, it looks like a better angle.)
Ghetto Blaster Bag
This lovely tote bag comes with built in speakers and an iPod/mp3 hook up.
More Awkward Political Family Photos
The Zapateros are not the first political kids to be forced into the spotlight. Lesson: if your parents run for office, run away from home.