Omer Bhatti
Michael Jackson might have had a 4th kid.
Kid Cudi's "Make Her Say" Video
Here is a charming video featuring Kanye and Common and many pretty colors.
The Other Hot 'Harry Potter' Chick
This is Bonnie Wright, who plays Ginny Weasley. She is about 400 gazillion times hotter than she seems in Half Blood Prince, so here, please familiarize yourself with her oeuvre. Don't let Emma steal all the glory.
Tatiana, The Anonymous Model
Jezebel's smart, sane, heretofore-unnamed model columnist has revealed herself.
Japan's Biggest Harry Potter Fan Meets Daniel Radcliffe
You guys, dreams do come true!!!@#$#!
8-Bit Weezer Tribute
Geekery, angst, and Rivers Cuomo; this album is my 7th grade trifecta.
Reading The Classics With 'Entourage'
Vinny Chase played Nick Carraway in a fictional Scorcese adaptation of The Great Gatsby, which led to this.
Apollo 11 Landing 'Live' Coverage
Jason Kottke is streaming the original CBS moon walk broadcast, 40 years to the second after it happened.
'Incredible Hulk' One-Man Show
Herewith, a visionary interpretation exploring the hero's transformation and emotional self-discovery through the prism of the internet. Just kidding, I have no idea what's happening. I like those sunglasses though. (Thanks to Lindsey Weber for sharing.)
Adam Yauch Has (Treatable) Cancer
Sad news: Adam "MCA" Yauch has a cancerous tumor in his salivary gland. Better news: it's "very treatable."
I Don't Like Condoms, But I Like You
Found in Austin, Texas: a love song.
We Like The Moon
Happy 40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing, everyone!
Boyfriend Criteria
I did a little reading on the Charmander, and I'd have to agree; #5 is pretty non-negotiable.
Sprite Blow Job Ad (NSFW)
This is how you sell lemon-lime soda in Germany. Am I a Puritanical American if I say I miss Grant Hill?
Famous Funny Ladies Make Jokes
Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski did an Emmy roundtable, which means that Sarah made some jokes and MLP looked stoned while everyone else laughed.
Rihanna Has A Mohawk
Not to sound like a fussy old man (or really like most men I know) but: can we not make this a thing?
Three Keyboard Cat Moon Shirt
Just go with it, everyone.
Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Lookalike Porn
The title pretty much sums this one up.
People In Pizza Slice Costumes Becoming Pizzas
I encourage you to click on the link, especially if you are hungry or stoned.
How To Succeed As An Ayn Rand Character
A hamburger and/or building explosion sound really great right now.