Yo Teach!
Let's put it right up front: this is a viral marketing campaign for Judd Apatow's Funny People.
He's The Computer Man
Another lesson on production values and late-90s pop, courtesy of an old-school commercial.
Religious Cheeto Guide
Consumerist put together this handy guide of how to find religious iconography in your Cheetos bag.
Jeggings
Jeans + leggings = the latest bandwagon for Topshop and Whitney Port lovers to jump on.
Chris Brown Addresses The Haters
Chris Brown has an album coming out soon, which means it is time to announce that he is not a monster.
The Wuggie
Weezer is releasing its own style of Snuggie, modeled to your left by Rivers Cuomo himself.
Sonia Sotomayor's Socialist Yearbook Quote
And so it begins. Norman Thomas is a "known" socialist, and the path from idealism to surrendering to China is well-charted. (I consistently chose Socialism on the Pick One game, though, so maybe don't ask me.)
Movies In Four Frames
This is a fun Tumblr of movies whittled down to four frames.
Keyboard Gato
Things just got bilingual (and meta, if you need an artistic justification for your 3pm cat video).
Keith O'Dell Jr.
Meet the Littlest Pool Shark, who is only two-years-old and already hustling on a grown-up table.
Mr. T Sings "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
He scores well in the Enthusiasm, Wardrobe, and Hometeam Respect categories.
Between Two Ferns with Bradley Cooper
Just in time for your post-holiday malaise, Zach Galifianakis returns with another episode of his Pulitzer-worthy talk show. This week: Bradley Cooper.
2009 World Beard Champion
David Traver won the World Beard Championship with this 20.5 inch woven wonder.
Pick One
For the "stuck in the airport" set, here is a really pretty online version of Would You Rather.
10 Things You Didn't Know About Orgasm
This lecture is geeky enough that you can still feel classy while discussing in utero masturbation.
Hamster Eating a Pencil
He is pretty determined about it.
Rihanna vs. Prince
RiRi here is looking like someone else you might know and love.
Tom Lennon and Paul Rudd for Best Kiss
Tom Lennon is not above campaigning for your vote for the MTV Movie Awards' "Best Kiss" category. He is so not above it that he made this entirely juvenile and amusing video to convince you. (For the record, I'm with Amy Adams.)
Why Does 1174 Mean 'Nude Club'?
Yesterday's revelatory list of text acronyms included the most mystifying abbreviation in SMS history: 1174 for "nude club."
Shakespeare Tube Map
In the great tradition of plotting things other than subways in London Underground style, here is a map of Shakespeare characters for your enjoyment.