Courtney Love's Twitter Libel
Courtney Love is being sued for slander over some Twitter and MySpace posts.
Brandy Goes To The Vet
Listen, most people are going to say that this cat is psycho, but I really place the blame for this video on the vet.
Ashley Biden's Cocaine Video
The New York Post says someone tried to sell them a video of VP Joe Biden's daughter doing coke.
Baby To Go
Dinner to your door in 30 minutes or less!
Game Battle: Boombot
Jack is too cool for work today, so I am Game Battling for him this week!!! I picked this game because the robot is cute and wants to be free, much like myself. If you like this game, you should go over and give Scott's game a broken heart (the person with the fewest broken hearts wins). This is important not only for my own personal validation but for women everywhere, because the internet should be a place where little girls learn to play Flash games and ogle naked people as freely as boys do. If not for our children, then our children's children. Team Boombot!
Vince Offer's Mugshot
The ShamWow guy got arrested in Miami after a hotel brawl with a prostitute.
Maya Flushes Fish
This little girl's fish eulogy is really cute, but I find the domestic dispute simmering between the parents to be equally entertaining. Listen for the dad: "Really? That's all you could think of to say?" (Thanks Videogum.)
Ghost Twitterers
Your favorite celebrity's Twitter may not actually be written by your favorite celebrity.
Aziz Ansari
The Human Giant star is getting big time, thanks to a role on Amy Poehler's Parks and Recreation.
Padma Lakshmi's Hardee's Ad
Have you been waiting for a video of Padma deep-throating a burger?
Sad Panda
This panda has been spotted all over downtown Manhattan, carrying a Duane Reade bag and looking very sad.
Obama Talks Pot
Barry O took some time at his online townhall today to answer the internet's most pressing question.
Make Your Own 'Where The Wild Things Are' Trailer
Videogum has some extended instructions for your DIY Spike Jonze pleasure.
Sex with a Vacuum
It is illegal. And will earn you 90 days in jail, if you choose to attempt it in a car wash.
Alfie Is Not A 13-Year-Old Dad
So remember the 13-year-old dad?
Hipster Runoff Exegesis
Finally, a way for my mother to understand Hipster Runoff.
Keep Calm and Do Whatever
The whole dying economy thing has inspired a lot of "Keep Calm and Carry On" parodies.
Squirrel Threesome (in HD)
What? It's natural.
'Where The Wild Things Are' Trailer
The first trailer for the Eggers/Jonze adaptation is here. Pro tip: watch in a place where you can flap your arms and squeal like a small child.
Baby Leopard
It's apparently rare to actually see a leopard cub because their moms tend to murder them.