"I won't eat for 22 hours and be like, 'Damn, why am I so lightheaded right now?'"
There's no such thing as the perfect boyfriend anyways.
"I like turtles."
It happens to all of us.
Honestly, the best show ever.
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"Mom, can you come pick me up? There are TikTok nurses here."
Maybe ignorance truly is bliss.
"Straight dudes think wearing striped socks is a personality."
"This is the generation of looking 14 but actually being 22."
I know I'll be shocked by the results.
Let's see how much Netflix you really watch.
The more you know.
"Cancelling plans is okay. Faking your own death is okay. Making it look like your husband murdered you is okay."
I was today years old when I learned why Patrick Star's home is a rock.
Vine ran so TikTok could soar.
I know you wanna know.
"How you doin'?"
Knowledge is power.
From London Tipton to Miley Stewart, nobody is safe.
Go with your gut.