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A Tiger Woods Porno Is In The Works
It is tentatively named "Tiger's Wood" because of course it is.
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Always Trust The Transitive Property
How could we have been so blind?
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I Fucked Tiger Woods
Hester Prynne finally removes her Scarlet Letter and reveals the dark truth.
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A Defense of Lady Gaga
As if she needed defending...Lady GaGa for the Best 2009!
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Pokemon Is The Devil
Leveling up your Bulbasaur=leveling up your chances of going to Hell.
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Lost Season 5 Blooper Reel
The actors lines seem to be LOST!!! from their brains. Yep.
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Doom Street Art
These advertisements were doomed! (you get it? you get it)
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Who Would Win In a Fight? Don Draper Or a Grizzly Bear
This is an age old question. Asked since the time of Greek people, probably.
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Mad Men Radio Show!
If you don't listen, Don Draper will sleep with your wife.
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The Room (The Best Movie Of The Year) Sequel Game
Played by coming up with the most ridiculous/terrible movie plot concerning the characters of The Room, that would be worth the making of a sequel. It's not just a room sequel game, it's THE room sequel game.
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Rivers Cuomo Is Dead (Just Like Paul McCartney)
Weezer frontman, Rivers Cuomo, has actually been dead since 2003.
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Top Five Ways To Kill A Hipster
The simplest way would be to just fight them, as you will definitely be much stronger, but here are some more elaborate forms of hipster murder.
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Ezra Koenig’s 2006 To Do List
Ezra Koenig of Vampire Weekend holds a "To Do List" for 2006 in the band's newish video "Cousins." Find out what goals someone who is the best has!
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Carlton Banks Wishes To Enlist Your Help In Saving The Polar Bears
Carlton Banks has created a Facebook group that states "If 1,000 people join, My wife will let me save polar bears in antarctica!" Let us all get behind this!
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Hipster Baby Names
Now you know how to make sure your baby will love Grizzly Bear and Dirty Projectors.
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Picasso Superheroes
As the artist says, these are "so awesome they will melt your face off." Yeah, pretty much.
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The Saddest Facebook Post Ever of All Time
Do we have to shut it all down now? He'll get over it probably...
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The Pumpkin Dance Christmas Edition!
This is the best video of a man wearing a Jack-O-Lantern on his head, dancing in front of a scene from the Christmas classic "Frosty the Snowman" you will see all day. I promise!
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Patton Oswalt's "Christmas Shoes" Animated
Come for the Patton Oswalt, stay for the Vietnam veteran jizzing on Christmas shoes.
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Oprah's Blackest Moments
Exactly what you would expect. No surprises!
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