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Look At This Dog!
LOOK AT IT!
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Happy Birthday Justin Bieber/Ke$ha!
I got you both cake...you grew up so fast.
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Lust For Life
Oh I wish I had a turtlefriend, I wish I had a loving turtle in my life, I wish I had a father, and maybe then I woulda turned out right, but now I'm just crazy, and stuck in this egg, yeah I'm just crazy, I'm F*cked in the turtle head, and maybe if I tried with all of my turtle heart, I could make a tortoise start in love with you...
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Why Canada Won
It all makes sense now...
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Barbie Fail
I'm sure a lot of kids have a lot of questions now.
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Fox News Geography Fail
If you need a hint as to what is wrong, let's just say a major city must have moved north overnight without anyone but Fox News realizing it.
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America! F*CK YEAH!
My new year's resolution was to be less judgmental, but...
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All You Need To Know About Quitting Smoking
Perhaps these incentives will help? Perhaps not.
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This Clock Is Confusing
Can a math major explain this for me?
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An Ode To Justin Bieber's Lipz
The tween magazine J-14 is having a Justin Bieber Kiss Contest. They want you to send in a poem dedicated to Justin in hopes of winning this wonderful prize. I took their challenge, and this is my official submission. I hope I win!
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Quality Casting Choices For The New Spiderman Movie
It is being reported that both Zac Efron and Joe Jonas are serious contenders to pick up where Tobey Maguire so adequately left off. In the spirit of those casting choices, here are some other, not horrible casting choices producers could make.
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13-Year-Old Ke$ha Performs Karma Police
How did a thirteen year old Radiohead fan become the person who brought us "Tik Tok?"
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Passive Aggressive Venn Diagram
Cecilia needs to step things up!
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Voltron Girl
I think we're going to need a bigger AWWW.
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Tracy Morgan and Jimmy Kimmel's Rap Video
The song is called IMPREGN8ED so you know it has to be be good. (Via Flavorwire.)
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Real Life Buzz Lightyear
I wonder if he still sounds like Tim Allen.
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Jersey Shore Discrimination
Definitely not looking forward to future "Jersey Shore Pride" rallies.
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Lessons From Hawkpanther
There are two types of people in this world. Hawkpanthers, and prey. EAGLE SCREECH! (Via Videogum.)
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Data Proves Nickelback Is Definitively Less Popular Than A Pickle
Science proves Chad Kroeger is lame. Compare is a new site that allows you to input two different topics and see which is more popular in various parts of the internet. With this new scientific data, we can clearly see that Nickelback is much less popular than a pickel. Reddit needs to pick up its game though!
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Chat Roulette Vernacular
It takes a lot of talent to make Chat Roulette seem like anything more profound than a den of perverts and weirdos in cat costumes, but this fellow has a lot of talent. Enjoy. (From, via Lindsey's Tumblr.)
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