Brian Abrams
14 Things Gay People Do On Christmas
They have holiday traditions, too.
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"The Dark Knight Rises" Trailer As Performed By Cats
And Bane purrs the whole time. Naturally.
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How "Jingle All The Way" Should Have Been
Honestly, I think "JATW" is a gem as is. But, had Arnold blown up a few buildings and cracked a few necks in the 1996 family film, that would have been totally fine.
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70-Minute Review Of "Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull"
Mr. Plinkett, the serial killer/Pizza Roll lover responsible for that most epic analysis of "Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace," released another 70-minute Lucasfilm takedown this morning. Spielberg, you know you deserve it.
Brian Abrams
70-Minute Review Of "Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull"
Once again, Red Letter Media tears Lucasfilm a new one.
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Gay Robot Crashes Michele Bachmann Rally
At the Hamburg Inn in Iowa City on Thursday, a gay robot accused the Minnesota congresswoman of "not only being a homophobe but ... a robophobe." Bachmann staff and supporters eventually ushered the android out of the restaurant, but not before ample amounts of footage was recorded for YouTube.
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Shit Black Guys Say
You think this shit's getting old? Pssshhh.
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Sasha Grey Is The Virgin Mary
This is the opposite of spot-on casting. Things around the manger get awkward when Joseph ("Eagleheart's" Brett Gelman) calls bullshit on her whole "immaculate conception" story.
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Drunk Woman Falls Under Train
British transit police released footage of a drunk woman stumbling backwards and falling under a UK train as a reminder for riders to watch their alcohol intake this holiday season. And here I thought the whole point of riding trains was that you could totally get shit-hammered. Go figure.
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Princess Leia Headphones Now Available At Etsy
Etsy artist JacquieLongLegs just has to give Mel Brooks a cut of the action here. No doubt about it. Moichandizing, moichandizing ...
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Rachel Maddow-Lookalike Caught Sunbathing In A G-String
She didn't look too pleased about being caught on camera, either. UPDATE: Rachel Maddow responds to video via email. "That is neither me, nor my butt."
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Steve Jobs Is Alive
Alive and well and reading his own biography in a Polish bookstore. (Too soon?)
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North Korea Has Bieber Fever
After the tragedy that befell their fearless leader this weekend, I'd say they deserve a little entertainment. Good for them.
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2011 In LEGO
It makes me sad no one took the time to put together some sort of Herman Cain diorama, but I suppose more important events captured the minds of LEGO masters worldwide.
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8 Tyrannical Dictators Still Alive And In Power
Muammar Gaddafi and Kim Jong Il may have passed, but the Human Rights Watch still has their eye on plenty of power hungry madmen. Here are a handful of those lunatics that you should know.
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Kim Jong-Il Is Dead
North Korean television announced in a special broadcast that its leader Kim Jong Il died in Pyongyang. He was 69. UPDATE: Footage of North Korean TV's announcement of Kim's death.
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Jiz: A Very Special Drug Episode
Evil Jeff of the Comic Book Queers podcast brings back his depraved rock star Jem Jiz to remind us all to do drugs. As many as we can get our grubby, strung-out hands on.
Brian Abrams
Henry's Lonely Birthday Pork Chop
YouTube's most miserable bachelor returns with another questionable recipe and one awfully depressing day in his apartment.
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Pandas Love To Somersault In Snow
Wintertime is Hua’ao and Qingfeng's favorite time of year. When it snows, they spend their days at Nanshan Park in Shandong, China, performing somersaults. Loving life.
Brian Abrams
Shit Black Girls Say
Do you ever get nervous? I say hell yeah. Hell yeah.
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