Brian Abrams
Grandma Chills Hard In New Major Lazer Video
The kids jam with their shiny/dangerous blades in the backyard like it was any other Sunday. It's kind of a shame she doesn't join in.
Brian Abrams
Look But Don't Touch This 50-Foot Gum Wall
Some merchants at Seattle's Pike Place Market might not be crazy about the Market Theater Gum Wall, but the unsanitary tourist attraction has stuck around (get it??) for almost 20 years. Newlyweds often use the 50-foot-long alleyway as a backdrop for wedding photos, and, honestly, who can blame the lovebirds?
Brian Abrams
Police Clear One Man From Occupy "Site" In Texas
My hometown paper reported yesterday that "police confiscated signs and other items from the Occupy Fort Worth site" yesterday -- but there was just, like, one guy there. "Before it got cold maybe six dudes were hangin' out," one local told BuzzFeed. "They were about as distracting to motorists as those guys dressed in gorilla costumes waving around vacuum-for-sale signs." Check out the before/after photos of the sleepy Texas town's "site" below.
Brian Abrams
Now On YouTube: "Pulp Fiction" In Chronological Order
Spoiler alert: Marvin gets shot in the face within the first half-hour. If you can carve out a good two and a half hours at work today to watch this, it's worth it.
Brian Abrams
The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas
OK, so it's not as catchy a number as the Dr. Seuss original, but the message is clear and true. The man has termites in his smile.
Brian Abrams
How To Make Frosty The Cheeseball Man
Self-proclaimed "Ambassador of Americana" Charles Phoenix piles on the Velveeta and Philadelphia Cream Cheese to make the most constipating delicious and gooey holiday treat ever.
Brian Abrams
Every Bill Murray Movie, According To Rotten Tomatoes
Illustrator Derek Eads charts every Bill Murray movie score on Rotten Tomatoes. To think, "The Life Aquatic" ranks higher than "Kingpin." For shame.
Brian Abrams
Snooki Gets An Eye Poke In "The Three Stooges" Trailer
God this looks stupid. And, sadly, not stupid enough to enjoy on that kind of level either.
Brian Abrams
Chris Farley As Newt Gingrich
In 1995 Farley made his C-SPAN debut at a gig during the House Republican Conference, four days after the premiere of "Tommy Boy." There, he did his best Newt Gingrich impression -- and surely made some sweet coin in the process.
Brian Abrams
21 People Who Died In 2011 That We Will Miss
Thanks for the memories, each and every one of you. Rest in peace.
Brian Abrams
People Who Died In 2011 That We WON'T Miss
Say one last goodbye to some of the planet's most reviled beings.
Brian Abrams
Jewish Kid Trolls Hanukkah Telecast
In Yiddish, one might call this boy a mazik. Wait for 1:12 when he rips his brother's yarmulke off FTW.
Brian Abrams
German McDonald's Ad Takes Cute Jab At Burger King
Fact: McDonald's fries crush Burger King's. No libel here. It's the absolute truth worldwide.
Brian Abrams
"The Onion's" Coverage Of Herman Cain's Campaign Exit
Sometimes there's no need to come up with a punchline.
Brian Abrams
Ethan The Tree Climber Is The Ultimate Hipster
Ethan is here to let you know that trees exist, and they're there to climb on. And there's nothing they can do about it.
Brian Abrams
Lou Reed-Metallica's First Music Video: "The View"
The fact that it's directed by Darren Aronofsky doesn't help.
Brian Abrams
Awkward Teen Interviews Awkward Mitt Romney In 1994
Romney gives a thrilling interview while running for Massachusetts Senator against Ted Kennedy. BRB, paint drying in the basement.
Brian Abrams
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile In LEGO Form
LEGO master Bruce Lowell crafted his delicious Wienermobile after the 22-foot Dodge Chassis model from 1952. Mustard packets sold separately.
Brian Abrams
Herman Cain Suspends Presidential Campaign, Invokes Pokemon Theme
Cain made an announcement in Atlanta Saturday afternoon that he is bowing out of the 2012 GOP race. Though he still promises to "be making an endorsement in the near future" and will now presumably go back to watching cartoons.
Brian Abrams
Gingrich: "Poor Children Have No Habits Of Working And Have Nobody Around Them Who Works"
What a douche.
Brian Abrams
