Brian Abrams
"21 Jump Street" Red Band Trailer
The always reliable dick-referencing Jonah Hill lets the dick references fly.
Brian Abrams
Herman Cain Has A New Plan
Sounds like a way better deal.
Brian Abrams
Herman Cain Loses His Cool With Reporters
Cain gives the Internet another sound bite to play with. Excuse me?!?!?!?!
Brian Abrams
Iranian Soccer Players Banned For Ass Grabbery
The Iran Football Federation banned two of its players and fined them $40,000 each for "committing immoral acts" during a goal celebration. Personally, I don't want to live in a world where teammates can't squeeze each others' tuchises in times of joy.
Brian Abrams
Texas Judge Whips His Daughter With A Belt [Disturbing]
When Texas court-at-law judge William Adams discovered that his daughter, Hillary, had been illegally downloading games and music on the Internet, he and his wife beat the 16-year-old with his belt. Hillary, who was diagnosed with ataxic cerebral palsy at birth, recorded the incident in 2004 and uploaded it to YouTube a few days ago.
Brian Abrams
Weekend Picks [10-29/10-30]
Because some of you were offline for more than 48 hours.
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Nyan Pug
Hey, it's Halloween. Dogs can get in on it, too.
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Hitler Doesn't Like Herman Cain's Smoking Ad
Der Fuhrer is also upset that Cain stole his nein nein nein plan.
Brian Abrams
47 Photos Of #OccupyWallStreet Bearing The Cold
Citing "potential fire hazards," city officials confiscated six power generators and dozens of fuel canisters from the OWS camp this weekend. But protesters are still hanging in there -- despite the record October snowfall, high winds, inches of slush, and reports of hypothermia in Zuccotti Park. About 20 percent of the demonstrators left the scene Saturday, but "they'll be back," one protester said. "We're not going anywhere."
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Metallica Fans Riot After Cancelled Show
The dipshits couldn't wait one more night to ride the lightning. Instead, when the band announced a 24-hour postponement of their first performance ever in India (they wanted a working security barricade put up between the stage and crowd), Metallica fans in Gurgaon trashed the stage and set banners on fire. Several people were reportedly injured.
Brian Abrams
1 Beer In 1 Second
Charming.
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Tokyo Time-Lapse Set To Blade Runner Soundtrack
If you haven't seen much of the world because you've sat around watching Blade Runner for the better part of your adulthood, then photographer Samuel Cockedey's time-lapse of Shinjuku, Tokyo, will hit pretty close to home. If not, rent Blade Runner and stop traveling so much.
Brian Abrams
Man Steals Sandwich, Makes Getaway In Forklift
Dude swiped a reuben sandwich from a Pittsburgh pub and tried to flee the scene in a construction vehicle parked nearby. Perfectly normal behavior, in my humble opinion -- except that he was sober.
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Occupy Emerald City
The Wizard says the protestors are high on poppy.
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13 U.S. NATO Service Members Killed In Car Bomb
NATO says 13 U.S. service members have been killed in a car bombing in Kabul after a suicide bomber rammed a van packed with explosives into their convoy. The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack, which also killed four Afghans, including a policeman.
Brian Abrams
Creepy Baby Chewbacca Doll For Sale
eBay merchant eyelovelucy slings "Star Wars Reborn" collectibles for $200 a pop. She's got dolls fashioned after Leia, Luke, and Han -- but Chewbacca is definitely the feat.
Brian Abrams
Bad Lip Reading With Herman Cain
"Mexican people don't eat sugar, especially when it's a mixture of lice and tiger DNA."
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Bill And Ted's Excellent Halloween
They even managed to trick-or-treat at a furniture store called Genghis Kahn! I wouldn't have the slightest idea where to look for even a Circle K, let alone build a time machine/phone booth. Hats off, gang. This is going to be the best Halloween ever.
Brian Abrams
Cain/Schwarzenegger 2012
A dream team.
Brian Abrams
Screaming Man Found Stuck Inside Tree Trunk
Orange County firefighters found a man stuck inside a five-foot-deep tree trunk Tuesday morning after locals reported hearing screams in the area. "Why he's in a tree, I have no idea," said Fire Authority Battalion Chief Kris Concepcion. It took the fire department about 90 minutes to rescue him.
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