Brian Abrams
"Die Hard" Movie Poster Reimagined
Welcome to the party, pal.
Brian Abrams
20-Year-Old Soldier Asks Michelle Obama To Marine Corps Ball
The balls on this kid! During a Toys-for-Tots event in Washington, D.C. Friday, Lance Corporal Aaron Leeks asked the First Lady to the Marine Corps Ball next November. "With your husband's permission of course," he insisted. UPDATE: Video of Leeks asking out Obama, attempting to hand her his info.
Brian Abrams
Jesus Heals A Gay Man
Paid for by RickPerry.org, Inc. Um, apparently.
Brian Abrams
Lamp Almost Smashes Minister's Head In Dutch Parliament
The lamp almost crippled health minister Edith Schippers as labor lawmaker Jetta Klijnsma, amusingly enough, debated health care reform for the handicapped.
Brian Abrams
Black Squirrel Eats A Taco Shell
This is photojournalism at its finest. "I was driving south when out of the corner of my eye I saw ... a taco shell in its mouth," says Terry Parris of Ferndale, New York. "I hit my brakes, grabbed my camera and from the confines of the driver's seat snapped 50 pictures. I couldn't resist."
Brian Abrams
Where The Fuck Should I Go For Drinks?
A total timesaver. Thanks, Internet.
Brian Abrams
Whoopi Goldberg Farted On "The View"
It was kind of a quacker, too. Brrrrrappp!
Brian Abrams
Is This The King Of Sweden At A Sex Party?
Strip joint owner and known gangster Millie Markovic claims to have photos and video of Sweden's King Carl XVI Gustaf at his club's sex parties. One of the said images, below, was leaked to Stockholm's daily tabloid "Expressen" and will be published in Markovic's upcoming biography in January 2012.
Brian Abrams
Grandmas Get Sleazy In Canadian Molasses Ads
The latest campaign for Crosby's Molasses of Saint John, New Brunswick, reminds us how truly talented grannies are in the kitchen.
Brian Abrams
Steve Jobs Documentary Now On YouTube
"Billion Dollar Hippy", the made-for-TV documentary on the life and times of Steve Jobs, premiered on BBC2 last night. Now, all 59 minutes of the late Apple co-founder's biopic can be seen online at your leisure. For now, anyway.
Brian Abrams
Dirty Signs With Kristin
For those of you who've been dying to know how to say "twat waffle" in sign language, have I got the YouTube channel for you. This helpful young lady provides an array of sign language tutorials for aspiring potty mouths everywhere. Bless her.
Brian Abrams
Woman Busted Smuggling $150,000 Worth Of Coke In Dreadlocks
Authorities at Suvarnabhumi Airport in Bangkok removed 3.3 pounds of cocaine from 23-year-old Nolubabalo “Babsi” Nobanda's fake dreadlocks. Thai media was there to shamelessly record the bust, and officials say it's possible the South African native could receive the death penalty.
Brian Abrams
Fashion Photo Shoot Inspired By UC Davis Pepper-Spray Incident
Actresses Alessandra Toressani and Francesca Eastwood (Clint's daughter) make the SWAT team's day in photographer Tyler Shield's version of the UC Davis incident. Yes, that's real pepper spray.
Brian Abrams
The Most Expensive Apartment Rental In NYC
The Astor Suite at midtown Manhattan's Plaza Hotel has four bedrooms, six bathrooms, a library, and iPad that, like, turns on the fireplace or whatever. It rents for a whopping $165,000 a month. The current owner, who remains anonymous, bought the palace from Esprit founder Jurgen Friedisch for $30 million.
Brian Abrams
Howard Stern Will Be A Judge On "America's Got Talent"
NBC announced Thursday morning that the King of All Media, Howard Stern, has signed on to be a new judge on "America's Got Talent" for its seventh season. Production of the live-recorded reality series will be moved to New York City, so he can continue hosting his iconic show at Sirius/XM Radio. UPDATE: Video of Howard's agent, Don Buchwald, visiting this morning's "Stern Show" to make the announcement.
Brian Abrams
Animated Remake Of "Raiders Of The Lost Ark"
Got six and a half minutes? Check out stop-motion animator Jeff Gurwood's shot-for-shot remake of the opening "Raiders" sequence featuring action figures Indy and a deceitful Alfred Molina.
Brian Abrams
Pervy World Records Broken In 2011
Praise these men and women responsible for their valiant contributions to society. They are all warriors.
Brian Abrams
Bad Lip Reading With Newt Gingrich
Look. The man is a historian. So when he says "you can't bluff mule drivers," he knows what he's talking about. (OK, at least hang in there the phlegm-hocking around 1:40. It's well worth the wait.)
Brian Abrams
Little Boy Needs Some Donuts
For some reason I don't believe him.
Brian Abrams
Daniel Day-Lewis In Costume For Spielberg's "Lincoln"
You've seen Day-Lewis's beard out to lunch in a Virginia bistro. Now here's your first look at the 16th President on the set of the Spielberg biopic. Kudos to the "Richmond Times-Dispatch" for the subtle watermark, BTW.
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