Brian Abrams
Best Retail Service Ever
If you're looking for a new pair of shoes for that hot date, this is definitely the place. Nothing pretentious about it at all.
Brian Abrams
Rick Perry Admits To Being A Moron In New Ad
Embrace the ignorance, America.
Brian Abrams
Save Your Relationship With FindHisPorn.com
Do you think your partner is watching porn on his PC? For a one-time fee of $19.95, FindHisPorn.com will find every piece of questionable sleaze on his hard drive and solve whatever sexual void might exist in your relationship. Because watching porn is cheating!!!
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Glow-In-The-Dark Dress Is Made From 700 Condoms
Graphic design student Nguyen Minh Tuan at Vietnam's Van Lang University whipped up this number to help raise safe-sex awareness on World AIDS Day (December 1). Looks comfy.
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Mitt Romney On The Cover Of Next Week's "Time" Magazine
Poor Mittens.
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Lady Gaga Gets Naked, Sketched By Tony Bennett In "Vanity Fair"
For VF's January 2012 edition. Bonus: A behind-the-scenes video of Gaga prancing around in her undies on the Staten Island Ferry.
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The Original Plans For The "Star Wars" Prequels
Hel-lo, what have we here? Recently uncovered pre-ROTJ interviews reveal George Lucas's original ideas for the "Star Wars" prequels. Namely, Mark Hamill admitting to NBC 5's Bobbie Wygant that in "the stories 20 years earlier, you see an 8-year-old Luke running around and playing in the background." Plenty more SW factoids in the clip below.
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Huntsman Daughters Riff On Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back"
Liddy, Abby, and Mary Anne take jabs at GOP contenders and keep their dad, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman, in the presidential race with this little ditty titled "Huntsman's Back." Not a bad move, girls. Not bad at all.
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If "Drive" Was A Cartoon
It'd still be just as violent. Animators Tom Haugomat and Bruno Mangyoku tip their hats to the Ryan Gosling indie flick.
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Herman Cain Wants To Be "America's C.E.O." In New Ad
The same day Cain continues to "reassess" whether or not he's going to continue his presidential campaign, along comes the company man's latest piece of Internet cheese. There's no smoking in this one, though. Sorry.
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First Look: Daniel Day-Lewis As Steven Spielberg's Lincoln
New Line Cinema and Imagine Entertainment haven't officially released any photos of Day-Lewis or any other cast members from Spielberg's 2012-slated "Lincoln" biopic, currently filming in Virginia. But one local scored a Twitpic of the presidential beard while he was out to lunch. We don't know what he ordered.
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Kentucky Church Bans Interracial Couples From Membership
After Stella Harville brought her Zimbabwe-born fiance to the Gulnare Free Will Baptist church last summer, a former pastor proposed to ban interracial couples from joining the Pike County congregation "to promote greater unity among the church body." Church members voted 9-6 in favor of the ban this week.
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Herman Cain Smugly Defines "Reassessing" For Reporters
Cain sasses local media at a rally in West Chester, Ohio. I'm loving the Journey, BTW.
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Patrice O'Neal Sings The Blues With Gov't Mule's Warren Haynes
In May of 2011, O'Neal (R.I.P.) and guitarist Haynes covered Howlin' Wolf's "Going Down Slow" on "Opie & Anthony." The lyrics make me sad: "I have had my fun, if I never get well no more/oh my health is fadin' on me, oh yes I'm goin' down slow."
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Contestant Makes Handjob Gesture On "Wheel Of Fortune"
Need an animated gif, STAT. Thank you.
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AT-ST Tree Fort
With plenty of leg room for two ewoks and a wookie as they annihilate everything in your back yard.
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Another Herman Cain Scandal? "The Daily Show" Has The Scoop
Jon Stewart brings you breaking coverage of more Cain sexual allegations with correspondent Samantha Bee. In room 3057.
Brian Abrams
An Imperial Walker Built For Booze And Blow
Whoever built this AT-AT liquor cabinet had the right idea in mind. Because Hoth is definitely the planet to party on.
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Stanley From "The Office" Is Now A Hip Hop Star
We all know Stanley likes to take his baths with a glass of red wine, so this fresh-clean music video shouldn't come as any surprise. Presenting actor Leslie David Baker's debut single "2 Be Simple."
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Woman In Bikini Cannot Find Her Chihuahua
Arlene Mossa Corona has been looking for her lost dog, Chispeta. Seriously, she needs all the help she can get.
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