Brian Abrams
18 Pieces Of Bill Murray Fan Art
Melrose's Gallery1988 opens its "Please Post Bills" tribute show next week. Here are 18 of 80 of the pieces showing at the exhibit.
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Cutest 911 Call Ever
This is just adorable.
Brian Abrams
If You Are A Socialist Liberal Or Muslim, Do Not Take This Man's Class
Crockett Keller teaches a concealed handgun class at Keller's Riverside Store in central Texas, but your kind might not be welcome. "If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner-in-chief, please do not take this class," Keller states in his recent radio spot. "You have already proven that you cannot make a knowledgable and prudent decision as required under the law. Also, if you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you the class." The 65-year-old unapologetically posted a link to the ad on his venue's website.
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Beers In The Pants
Please, please, please do not let this Tumblr catch on. Icing was traumatic enough.
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Russian News Anchor Masturbates On Live TV
We can't be certain, but it was during a segment on strippers. So there's that.
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Shark Pool
Don't go in the pool. There's a shark in it.
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31 Celebrity Sightings At Occupy Protests
Here are 31 famous people we've seen so far who have stopped by #OccupyWallStreet to show their support. Obviously Geraldo's visit doesn't count, but it looks like John Cusack's down there with his smart phone. Send us a pic of yourself, John!
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Beavis And Butt-Head Interview Snooki
Don't worry. They didn't forget to ask about her boobs.
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Hermain Cain's OTHER Mind-Boggling Ad
This one was uploaded to his YouTube channel back in August, long before anyone really cared about the GOP candidate. Who is responsible for these charming nuggets of fail? I'd like to shake his/her hand.
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Tim Heidecker Made A Jingle For Herman Cain
I still can't believe it, but Tim & Eric's Tim Heidecker didn't make Herman Cain's wacky ad after all. He made this one.
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Howard Stern Show Writer Crashes Another Newscast
Howard Stern Show scribe and Anthony Weiner news conference heckler Benjy Bronk interrupted CNN during a segment on the new Steve Jobs book yesterday. Bronk was trying to promote Dancing with the Stars' David Arquette, a Stern Show buddy. Not sure he was effective.
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Herman Cain Makes The Worst Campaign Ad Ever
Or maybe the best? Either way, it's amazing. Just wait for the 40 second mark.
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The 25 Most Ridiculous Tweets From @GuestsFromHell
It's really difficult to believe any of these are real, but indeed they are. Just ask the anonymous Manhattan hotel concierge behind the Twitter handle @GuestsFromHell who has to put up with these morons every day. Seriously, tourists can be so rude.
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Weekend Picks [10-22/10-23]
Here's some good Internet that you may or may not have missed.
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Inseparable Chimps At The St. Louis Zoo
These two are always walking in unison together while carrying burlap. I have no idea why.
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Herman Cain Has No Idea What He's Talking About
Hermain Cain supports a constitutional amendment which would ban abortion, even though he has no clue how a constitutional amendment gets passed. "I feel that strongly about it," Cain said on the Christian Broadcasting Network. "If we can get the necessary support and it comes to my desk, I'll sign it."
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Fascinating Weather Report
Can we take a look at that cloud cover again?
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Video Of Turkey's 7.2 Earthquake From Inside An Apartment
The footage is very shaky, obviously, but this gives you a feel for the intensity of the 7.2 earthquake that struck multiple towns in Turkey today. The quake reportedly damaged 1,000 buildings and has killed an estimated 500 to 1,000 people -- many of which are still buried underneath the rubble.
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Scrooge McDuck Weighs In On The Occupy Protests
The fowl has no sense of obligation to Duckburg. He's a businessman from beginning to end, nothing more.
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Man Attacks Occupy Albuquerque Protesters With Knife, Gets Tasered By Police
Albuquerque Police tasered 39-year-old Miguel Aguirre after he lunged at Occupy protesters with a knife and asked, "Who wants to be first?" He later told police his reason for the attack was because he felt the demonstration was disrespectful to the nearby university. He also admitted that he was on a days-long drinking binge.
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