Skip To Content
BuzzFeed News Home Reporting To You

Marc Andreessen Has Heard Some Disturbing Rumors

The venture capitalist Marc Andreessen has been awfully disturbed recently.

Posted on July 30, 2015, at 7:39 p.m. ET

Michael Kovac / Getty Images

I am hearing disturbing rumors that some observers are skeptical of a new startup's audacious strategy.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that there is a new hobby called "hunt-ing" that involves killing wild animals for sport.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that animals are harmed in the making of certain exotic food items such as cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizza.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a white male comedian on a cable television network has taken up a political cause.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that they may be ethical issues in a professional sport.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a billionaire who owns a big media property has strong management points of view.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that professional critics may not like Season 2 of a television show as much as they liked Season 1.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that things may not be going all that well in Iraq.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a comedian may have told offensive jokes.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that people who expose themselves and their families on reality TV may have some personal problems.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a fringe political candidate who's been riding a temporary media-fueled wave may be topping out.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that Presidential candidate Marco Rubio may kind of be sort of like a normal American guy.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that a reporter may have exaggerated something.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that more bikers may be en route to Texas. (As reported on CNN tonight!)

I am hearing disturbing rumors that there is a problem with road congestion in New York City.

I am hearing disturbing rumors that it may be snowing in Boston.

ADVERTISEMENT