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It feels like it lasts foreeeever.
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It's all anyone can talk about, and you're just like...
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Literally everyone is having a blast but you.
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All your friends are having a ball, and you want to be included.
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So you have someone try to explain it to you, but you're just like...
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But you make yourself try to watch a game anyway.
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Like, you really, really try.
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But who are you fooling?
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You'd rather be anywhere else doing anything else.
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If you do watch, it's only to admire all those beautiful legs in action.
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Having your favorite shows pre-empted for soccer inspires a special kind of murderous rage.
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So does having to fight your soccer fan S.O. for control of the TV.
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And going to your favorite bar on game night and finding it full of drunken fans is the absolute worst.
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Plus, all this nationalism makes you kind of nervous.
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And what about the protest thing?
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But worst of all: your Twitter timeline will be insufferable until it's over.
