Jazz: I brought a gift for baby Dickie.
Aunt Viv: Nicky. ... It's a baby pillow! Isn't it beautiful?
Will: Jazz, this thing says "Wendy Beth" on it.
Jazz: So? When you buy a wallet, doesn't it have someone else's picture in it first?
Will: Jazz, you stole this pillow!
Jazz: It's the thought that counts!