The Tumblr Hot and Busted brings you the cutest criminals ever. You have the right to remain sexy.
Posted on November 7, 2013, at 4:24 p.m. ET
Charge: grand heart theft in three different states
Charge: amazing skin in the 1st degree
Charge: public indecency on the grounds of being too sexy for his shirt
Charge: inciting a riot with those big brown eyes
Charge: transport of sexy across state lines with intent to distribute
Charge: assault with a perfectly squared jawline
Charge: DWH (driving while hot)
Charge: 3rd degree adorableness
Charge: Blinding pedestrians with that mega-watt smile
Charge: felony heartbreaking
Charge: perjury via that perfect pouty mouth
Charge: criminal possession of really awesome cheekbones
Charge: two counts of being cuter than your boyfriend
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