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16 Bed Sheets That Need To Be Stopped

#StopBedSheets2014. NSFW!

Last updated on July 3, 2018, at 12:40 p.m. ET

Posted on June 9, 2014, at 1:39 p.m. ET

1. This bed sheet is completely out of control.

2. These are running amuck.

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3. This sheet isn't particularly interested in your personal happiness.

Courtesy DeAndre Lemans / Via Facebook: DeAndreLEMANS

4. This man is laying down because that sheet punched him in the face for no reason.

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.
Marko Cibukovac / Via Facebook: Cib.PhotographerModel

HE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

5. While we're at it, comforters are pretty awful, too.

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6. This comforter and this mug need to hold hands and kick rocks together.

Kick rocks right to the edge of the earth.
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Kick rocks right to the edge of the earth.

7. This comforter is a clear and obvious supporter of the sheet agenda.

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8. This comforter was spotted at a sheet's rights rally just last week.

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9. Anyway, back to the tyranny of the sheet.

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10. This sheet followed this guy all the way to the beach just to ruin his vacation.

11. These sheets once stole my wallet and helped me look for it afterward.

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12. This sheet won the Hater of the Year award 4 years in a row.

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13. BURN EVERY SHEET ON EARTH.

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14. Okay wait, this guy probably really needs this sheet.

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15. But this sheet can go DIRECTLY to hell.

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16. Ban sheets.

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Ban all of the sheets.