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21 Horses That Should Be In This Year's Kentucky Derby

Move over, Seabiscuit.

Last updated on July 3, 2018, at 12:41 p.m. ET

Posted on May 1, 2014, at 8:56 p.m. ET

The Kentucky Derby starts on Saturday, and Twitter had some ideas on how to diversify this year's horse roster, if you catch my drift.

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Suggested horses were tweeted via the #BlackDerbyHorseNames hashtag.

1. Pony Poni Poné

via @firefire100
Mark Cornelison/Lexington Herald-Leader / MCT

2. Aww Sookie Sookie Nah

via @seelolago
Jillian Patterson/Jillian Patterson

3. Stop Slamming My Goddamn Screen Door

via @blowticious
XiFotos/XiFotos
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4. For The 99 And The 2000

via @Charles270
Kenan Olgun/Kenan Olgun

5. What Had Happened Was

via @sumwhereSTUCK
Bradley_1989/Bradley_1989

6. I Woke Up Like This (left), ***Preakness (right)

via @SmanginIt
robertiez/robertiez

via @SmanginIt

7. She Think She Cute

via @bmcp
u_t_a/u_t_a

via @bmcp

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8. Bye Felicia

via @A_Pattycake
Stringer / Reuters

9. Who You Finna Try

via @StacyNYCDC
kraftaverk1/kraftaverk1

via @StacyNYCDC

10. It Is What It Is

via @awwrote
justinecottonphotography/justinecottonphotography

via @awwrote

11. I Wish You Would

via @elektrickgypsy
Lenorlux/Lenorlux
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12. Smarten Up Nas

via @heezmagnif
TatanHerrera/TatanHerrera

via @heezmagnif

13. This Could Be Us But You Playin

via @vinabean
Esam Omran Al-Fetori / Reuters

via @vinabean

14. Bout It Bout It

via @justjerdi
mandj98/mandj98

via @justjerdi

15. McDonald's Money

via @BoyAndPiano
virgonira/virgonira
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16. Who Made The Potato Salad

via @ReaganGomez
fotokostic/fotokostic

17. That's My Bae

via @jimiscott03
Stringer / Reuters

18. Long Hair Don't Care

via @MistaElliott
mandj98/mandj98

19. Play Cousin

via @tenfigures
Mark Cornelison/Lexington Herald-Leader / MCT

via @tenfigures

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20. Neigh Neigh

via @mrgartrelle
ekina/ekina

21. Back That Thang Up (left)

via @bmcp
ekina/ekina

via @bmcp

Comedian Cerrome Russell called a "live" race featuring some of these horse names and others. (Warning: explicit language.)

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