23 People Who Want To Have Sex With The New iPhone
They're kind of joking, but just until they see if Apple's into it. WARNING: Hilariously filthy language.
#iPhone5Features sex
#iPhone5Features sex-- neondeception
I'll buy the iPhone 5 if you can turn it into a fleshlight.
I'll buy the iPhone 5 if you can turn it into a fleshlight.-- Chris Or†iz
#iPhone5features Fleshlight
#iPhone5features Fleshlight-- jon evans
#iPhone5Features You can now have sex with it!
Sex hole #iPhone5Features
Sex hole #iPhone5Features-- Max Fuller
iPhone 5 come out already I want to fuck the shit out of you !!!!!
iPhone 5 come out already I want to fuck the shit out of you !!!!!-- frankie aldana
#iPhone5Features Sex
#iPhone5Features Sex-- |Riley|
A fleshlight.RT @gitweeta: iPhone 5 to be released later this month. Wonder what features it will have...
A fleshlight.RT @gitweeta: iPhone 5 to be released later this month. Wonder what features it will have...-- Mr. No Days Off.
The iPhone 5 better be cool as shit.. I'm talkin bigger screen/improved resolution, better Siri, Fleshlight attachment.. The works!!
The iPhone 5 better be cool as shit.. I'm talkin bigger screen/improved resolution, better Siri, Fleshlight attachment.. The works!!-- Dr. Drankenstein
@NicholasGazin @tommyrocket other desired iPhone 5 features: Fleshlight attachment, little pop out robo legs, buttons that make it cuss.
@NicholasGazin @tommyrocket other desired iPhone 5 features:
Fleshlight attachment, little pop out robo legs, buttons that make it cuss.-- Nicholas Gazin
Rumor has it that the iPhone 5 has a new feature that doubles as a fleshlight. Any truth to this?
Rumor has it that the iPhone 5 has a new feature that doubles as a fleshlight. Any truth to this?-- Spencer ritt
#iPhone5Features I heard there’s going to be facefuck integration. Finally, a use for the rear-facing camera.
Some people want a more emotional connection.
Gently caresses you and assures you that the universe is not indifferent to your crippling loneliness. Also, new camera. #iPhone5Features
Gently caresses you and assures you that the universe is not indifferent to your crippling loneliness. Also, new camera. #iPhone5Features-- A.S. Paul
#iPhone5Features Siri tucks your hair behind your ear, making you feel held without actually holding you
#iPhone5Features Siri tucks your hair behind your ear, making you feel held without actually holding you-- Drew Koshgarian
Others want to make sure their iPhone is satisfied.
Lick to dial. #iPhone5Features
Lick to dial. #iPhone5Features-- Lino
If you lick Siri till she climaxes, she’ll let you change font size in Mail. (Achievement unlocked!!) #iPhone5Features
If you lick Siri till she climaxes, she’ll let you change font size in Mail. (Achievement unlocked!!)
#iPhone5Features-- ʇsınbÉÇSÇÊŒÇʇS
I feel bad that Siri has to deal with this.
#iPhone5Features siri will be able to have phone sex with you
#iPhone5Features You can have sex with Siri now.
#iPhone5Features You can have sex with Siri now.-- Sean-Paulâ„¢
#iPhone5Features Siri will have phone sex with you in a Russian accent.
#iPhone5Features Siri will have phone sex with you in a Russian accent.-- Mike Helinger
Siri talks dirty to you #iphone5features
Siri talks dirty to you #iphone5features-- Molly
#Siri.... you'll be a woman soon #iPhone5features
#Siri.... you'll be a woman soon #iPhone5features-- Micaiah Von Walter
RT @michaelkosta: Siri sucks your dick and let's you cum all over her face. #iPhone5Features
RT @michaelkosta: Siri sucks your dick and let's you cum all over her face. #iPhone5Features-- Jonathan Bouvet
But in the end, it boils down to the same thing.
I wish I could fuck my iPhone.
I wish I could fuck my iPhone.-- BaconHuffer
UPDATE: From the Verge Liveblog
Apparently some gadget writers are also familiar with this sentiment.
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