When the Democratic National Committee said he "adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field."
When 17 Republicans initially announced they were running for president.
When Trump was the runner-up in the Iowa caucus.
When he won some more states.
When big penises and tiny hands became the election's hot-button issues.
When key debate points focused on sweat glands and fake tans.
When Ben Carson woke up from a deep slumber to drop out of the race.
When John Kasich couldn't stop eating.
When he explained that his entire foreign policy was basically: "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
And Carly Fiorina burst into song.
When John Kasich was about to quit.
And when Trump became the presumptive presidential nominee.
Ffffffff.....IORINA?!?!?!?!