POTUS Donald Trump met with Canada's PM Justin Trudeau on Monday, and as with any meeting between neighboring national leaders, people watched them closely.
Extremely closely — down to the physical and psychological dynamics of a handshake. There were very close readings of Trudeau's resistance against Trump's hand.
Breaking down the all 22, Trudeau grabbing on to Trump's arm gave him all the leverage he needed to avoid the cuck.… https://t.co/0hvjVRTQuS
That moment Trump tried to pull that weird handshake bit and Trudeau was like not today, motherf**ker. Not today.
Breaking: Trump's pussy-grabbing hand no match for Trudeau's pussy-consensual-touching hand. https://t.co/qGtJR4t68J
From the moment Trudeau first shook hands with Trump, people already started to hilariously imagine possible conversations between the two.
TRUMP {tries to do his weird dominance hand-shake} TRUDEAU: Do you even lift, bro? https://t.co/Yk3M3P7BQ5
When Trump tries his Alpha-Chimp handshake, Justin Trudeau grabs his bicep. "So you don't lift, eh?"… https://t.co/ZV71AGb7lu
@ABC @realDonaldTrump TRUMP: Let me just execute the ol' yank & pull to show physical dominance TRUDEAU: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. NO.
Of course, it turned into a meme. It might remind you of a similar-style meme from not too long ago...
Trump: So u think you're a tough guy? Trudeau: If u pull my arm like Abe, I'll cold cock u. Trump: Let's wave & pr… https://t.co/atncAkrLog
Except this time, it's a little more awkward. And a touch more dark.
Trump: C'mon, touch it. Trudeau: No. Trump: Why? Trudeau: I know where it's been, and I know it wasn't consentin… https://t.co/i0LvsbXun5
Justin Trudeau is looking at Trump's hand like he just read the Russian Dossier
The second handshake instantly became iconic.
*record scratch* *freeze frame* TRUDEAU: yup, that's me, you'e pro- TRUMP: personally I dont feel they're that s… https://t.co/gohlLROYeN
And fodder...
Trump: Look at the size of that. Just look! Trudeau: I'm seeing it. Trump: Are you seeing this? Trudeau: I am in fa… https://t.co/NHKJtZI24Y
For so many jokes.
“No, Donald, and that’s not even how the ‘Pull my finger’ joke goes. via @GettyImages
So.
god i have to touch him #TrudeauMeetsTrump
Many.
"I can hold at least 17 M&Ms in my hand. How many can you hold in yours?" "Not that many, Donald. Well done."… https://t.co/MQWKaC6tXB
Jokes.
Trump: "Put 'er there Justin." Trudeau: "I'd prefer not to." Trump: "C'mon..." Trudeau: "Shinzo told me it'd be a b… https://t.co/ftmMJZyZGR
People joked that the prime minister gritted his teeth through it.
*When her Dad hates you but you have to wait for her to finish getting ready for prom. #TrudeauMeetsTrump
"I am having a good time." #TrudeauMeetsTrump
And, expectedly, people pulled Trudeau's ex, Obama (jk), into the conversation.
"Such tiny hands. Obama was right.." #TrudeauMeetsTrump #TheResistance
*Sarah McLachlan plays*
Then and now. #TrudeauMeetsTrump
Justin is just waiting for Barack to come back and tell him it's all been a terrible dream.