Welcome To The New United Socialist Paradise States Of America

Ch-ch-ch-changes. With key electoral wins and ballot initiatives, the hippies are taking over.

Barack Obama elected with what looks to be the clearest re-election victory since Ronald Reagan

Beyonce's Tumblr celebrated...

America has elected its first openly gay Senator, Tammy Baldwin

Todd Akin legitimately lost the Senate race in Missouri

Richard Mourdock, also notorious for his rape comments, ousted a longstanding Republican in the primary race... and lost the general election

Massachusetts elected its first female Senator, consumer advocate Elizabeth Warren

Same-sex marriage measures have passed in Maryland and Maine

Colorado and Washington have legalized recreational marijuana use

America...

Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble...like never before.

Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble...like never before.-- Donald J. Trump

America died.-- Victoria Jackson