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The 10 Best Lines From The White House Correspondent's Dinner

President Obama was pretty funny, but host Cecily Strong won the night.

Posted on April 26, 2015, at 12:33 p.m. ET

SNL's Cecily Strong and President Barack Obama both gave hilarious addresses at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night, roasting Congress, the media, and 2016 presidential hopefuls.

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Here are the 10 best jokes of the night:

10. STRONG: “Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn’t it?”

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9. STRONG: "It is great to be here at the Washington Hilton… is something a prostitute might say to a congressman.”

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8. OBAMA: "Soon, the first presidential contest will take place, and I for one cannot wait to see who the Koch brothers pick. It’s exciting. Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, who will finally get that red rose?"

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7. OBAMA: "It is no wonder that that people keep pointing out how the presidency has aged me. I look so old John Boehner’s already invited Benjamin Netanyahu to speak at my funeral."

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6. STRONG: "NBC is here. Even SNL got criticized for making fun of ISIS, if anyone is guilty of taking ISIS too lightly, it’s him (gesturing to Obama). You know.”

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5. OBAMA: "I tease Joe Biden, but you know he has been in my side for seven years. I love that man. He’s not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We’ve gotten so close in some places in Indiana, they won’t serve us pizza anymore."

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4. STRONG: “Fox News has been losing a lot of viewers lately, and may they rest in peace. That’s nice to say. That channel is all hot blonde ladies and old dudes. It looks like A Weekend at Bernie’s.”

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3. OBAMA: "Anyway, being president is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran. All while finding time to pray five times a day. Which is strenuous."

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2. STRONG: “Let’s give it up for the Secret Service. They’re the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.”

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1. OBAMA: "I am determined to make the most of every moment I have left. After the midterm elections, my advisors asked me, 'Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?' And I said, 'Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list.'"

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Watch below for some more highlights from the dinner.

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